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YouTube Removes All Cooking Videos Featuring Recipes That Serve More Than 6 |
2020-11-28 |
[Babylon Bee] ![]() "We know that millions of people rely on YouTube as their sole authoritative source of truth, wisdom, and instruction," said YouTube's CEO Susan Wojcicki. "We cannot allow content that could cause real-world harm by encouraging people to gather in large groups during a pandemic. We are fully aware of the fact that without us carefully curating your content, you dumb plebes might do something we don't approve of!" YouTube will also remove videos that include depictions of human contact such as hugging, shaking hands, and close-quarters fighting unless said contact is shown occurring at a BLM rally. "We will also be banning all toy unboxing videos," said Wojcicki. "Not for reasons relating to the pandemic, but just because they're the worst." |
Posted by:Frank G |
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Posted by: Maggie Sforza6551 2020-11-28 22:12 |
#4 "Hey Siri - how many unique human accelerometers did you record the house just now (and tell the governor)" "Hey Zuckerpunk - how many faces did you count around the table in the photo that was just uploaded to FB (and tell the governor)" rinse repeat for TikTok Snap Insta etc etc |
Posted by: Flolush Wittlesbach3841 2020-11-28 14:26 |
#3 "Hey Google - ask Nest how many distinct human body-heat signatures she records in the house now (and tell the governor)" |
Posted by: Speager Bluetooth8300 2020-11-28 14:21 |
#2 ^Today it's the Bee. Tomorrow ... |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2020-11-28 14:14 |
#1 Held my breath while pushing the button. Still not sure this is Bee. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2020-11-28 13:47 |