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YouTube Removes All Cooking Videos Featuring Recipes That Serve More Than 6
2020-11-28
[Babylon Bee] SAN BRUNO, CA‐To combat harmful online material during the pandemic, YouTube will be removing any cooking videos that show you how to cook for more than 6 people. They have also stated that any channels that continue to post videos of large family-style meals with instructions for how to cook them will be permanently suspended from the platform.

"We know that millions of people rely on YouTube as their sole authoritative source of truth, wisdom, and instruction," said YouTube's CEO Susan Wojcicki. "We cannot allow content that could cause real-world harm by encouraging people to gather in large groups during a pandemic. We are fully aware of the fact that without us carefully curating your content, you dumb plebes might do something we don't approve of!"

YouTube will also remove videos that include depictions of human contact such as hugging, shaking hands, and close-quarters fighting unless said contact is shown occurring at a BLM rally.

"We will also be banning all toy unboxing videos," said Wojcicki. "Not for reasons relating to the pandemic, but just because they're the worst."
Posted by:Frank G

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Posted by: Maggie Sforza6551   2020-11-28 22:12  

#4  "Hey Siri - how many unique human accelerometers did you record the house just now (and tell the governor)"

"Hey Zuckerpunk - how many faces did you count around the table in the photo that was just uploaded to FB (and tell the governor)"

rinse repeat for TikTok Snap Insta etc etc
Posted by: Flolush Wittlesbach3841   2020-11-28 14:26  

#3  "Hey Google - ask Nest how many distinct human body-heat signatures she records in the house now (and tell the governor)"
Posted by: Speager Bluetooth8300   2020-11-28 14:21  

#2  ^Today it's the Bee. Tomorrow ...
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2020-11-28 14:14  

#1  Held my breath while pushing the button.

Still not sure this is Bee.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-11-28 13:47  

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