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Bozo Breaks Into Home, Attacks Estranged Girlfriend. Mom, Sister Kill Him With Golf Club And Kitchen Knife
2020-11-30
Posted by:Woodrow

#11  "Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2020-11-30 18:36  

#10  I love a story with a happy ending. :-D
Posted by: Barbara   2020-11-30 17:50  

#9  I don't play golf, but I've found an axehandle works well enough.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2020-11-30 17:44  

#8  ^ half a nine iron
(the sharper half)
Posted by: Muggsy McGurque3425   2020-11-30 16:49  

#7  Mike Skakel favored the nine iron...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-11-30 16:34  

#6  Inquiring minds want to know which iron was used on this (a)hole.

I don't know about that asshole but this one really digs a 7-iron, one of the clubs I used to get my only par on the golf course (I've golfed maybe a dozen times, and that was thirty+ years ago). Had a nice drive off the tee but it went right and the par-4 hole broke that way. I was golfing with my father and I said - 'I want the 7-iron; I'm going to clear that tree and drop it right off the green'. He says 'I gotta see this', and I cleared that tree by six inches, tops. Lands right next to the green so out comes the pitching wedge - three feet from the fuckin' hole, from about 40 feet out, and I didn't choke on the putt, winning $5 from my old man who was sure I was gonna choke.
Posted by: Raj   2020-11-30 16:08  

#5  I'd use the Tiger Wood.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-11-30 13:49  

#4  Inquiring minds want to know which iron was used on this (a)hole.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-11-30 12:39  

#3  a caucasian female

Azeri or Chechen?
Posted by: Oscar Sforza7464   2020-11-30 12:17  

#2  Interestingly, according to the linked Los Angeles County coroner’s report, Justin Goss, age 40, is a caucasian female.
Posted by: trailing wife   2020-11-30 11:51  

#1  He liked "strong women." All the same, it didn't work out so well for him.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-11-30 11:28  

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