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2020 Rated Worst Year Ever, Provided You Never Lived At Any Other Time In History |
2021-01-01 |
[Babylon Bee] Across the country, there is general consensus that 2020 has been the "worst year ever." According to studies, 82% of Americans agree that 2020 has been a terrible year of unprecedented suffering and misery. Experts confirmed that 2020 was indeed the worst year, provided you have never lived in virtually any other time period in all of human history."We noticed that most of the respondents who called 2020 the worst year also enjoyed delicious food being delivered to them for 8 months while they sat on their couches with the air conditioning on and binge-watched shows the whole time," said one researcher. "Worst. Year. Ever." Tweeted one local man who has been making more money than most Zambians make in a lifetime -- all from the comfort of his computer. "Can 2020 be over yet??" Tweeted a New York fashion executive whose preferred candidate just won the presidential election. "I just can't anymore. Ugh!" exclaimed another after Uber got his dinner order wrong. The only exception was one oddball who walked out of his front door and took a deep breath of the morning air. "Thank you, God, for this amazing air!" he said. The oddball has been detained for further scientific study to figure out what the heck is wrong with him. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#1 Worst year ever? WWII years, Korean War years, 911, polio years. Probably an individual experience. if you had a dad or mom or spouse or child who died at any time, it was probably the worst year(s) ever. But then it's the Babylon Bee. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2021-01-01 14:41 |