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| Under the New Rules, President * is a Draft Dodger |
| 2021-01-28 |
| [Townhall] Is Kurt out of fashion these days? I didn't want it to come to this, but I am compelled by my loyal adherence to the rules and norms and cultural regulations put into effect by our glorious, competent, and not-at-all-inexplicably-smug ruling caste to characterize President * as a cowardly draft dodger of cowardice. I think it is stupid, but I am bound to these New Rules. As are you. Say it with me: President * is a cowardly draft dodger. You should also know that Asterisk is also not an Army Ranger, which became a fake issue when a bunch of liberal media hacks, led by some toad-like reporter who looks like Ron Jeremy's less attractive fraternal twin, recently began talking out their Schumers about who is and is not a Ranger with regard to Tom Cotton. It is indisputable that * is nothing, having – as the New Rules compel me to characterize it – cheated his way out of Vietnam. |
| Posted by:Bobby |