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| 2021-02-16 |
| [NotTheBee] Let's just read this again you guys, just as a refresher: Our spray adhesive states in the warning label, "do not swallow, Do not get in eyes, on skin or on clothing..." It is used for craft, home, auto or office projects to mount things to surfaces such as paper, cardboard, wood, laminate and fabric. Gorilla Glue was forced to release this information to the public after Tessica Brown used the adhesive as hairspray, and quickly became the laughing stock of the internet. Well, that didn't stop rapper Len Martin. He thought the Tessica Brown Gorilla Glue hairspray story was a hoax, and that she was exaggerating the hold of the popular glue. So what did he do? Well he just went ahead and started the Gorilla Glue Challenge as if, somehow, that was a good idea... Whoops! It looks like this instagram post is either not able to be shared or no longer exists. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #14 Diversity is Our Itch, or, "Dude, I'm not masking." Bubba Floger, a great ape of Arabi Whose cheekbones declare, "Me part Cherokee!", On Mardi Gras Day, Ere he went out to play, Checked the 'Burg... and I think he'll need therapy. |
| Posted by: Gomez McCoy6360 2021-02-16 17:51 |
| #13 Confucius: "No worry 'bout Wuflu Or vaccine, though side effects beaucoup: If careless while dating, Nine months after mating, You lady have two Chinese cuckoo!" |
| Posted by: Gomez McCoy6360 2021-02-16 17:25 |
| #12 /\ But will it override my vasectomy and make me fertile? Cuz that would be inconvenient No, but there could some mild to severe discomfort, a burning sensation, some tingling during urination, rash, discoloration and shrinkage. Your results may vary. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2021-02-16 16:08 |
| #11 But will it override my vasectomy and make me fertile? Cuz that would be inconvenient |
| Posted by: Frank G 2021-02-16 15:53 |
| #10 Thank you Steve and thank you TW for posting that. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2021-02-16 14:57 |
| #9 I asked Rantburg’s own Steve White, med school professor and pulmonologist extraordinaire, about the possibility that the mRNA vaccine could cause sterility. His response: Doesn’t happen. Can’t happen. the mRNA codes for the epitope of the spike protein that we use to initiate an immune response. If it caused infertility the spike protein itself would have to do that, and there’s no evidence at all that fertility, male or female, is affected by COVID. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2021-02-16 14:21 |
| #8 I have read one of the vaccines MAY inhibit placenta development. Can't remember source. |
| Posted by: Spoter B 2021-02-16 06:55 |
| #7 For Stink and Giggles. Let us say YES ! there is a increased chance of something adverse happening to person taking the MRNA Vax. Let alone ANY Vaccine. The question really is: What is the Long term effects and ramifications? I say this simply because they are taking something released by FDA’s Emergency Use Authorization and NOT tested to the normal extended protocol cycle that any vaccine should be or would be normally tested. THE INITIAL TEST GROUP DEMOGRAPHICS COVID-19 vaccine trials by the numbers As of December 21, 2020 Pfizer/BioNTech 45,302 enrolled 43,125 received 2nd dose 150 clinical sites 39 U.S. states Racial/ethnic distribution 13% - Hispanic 10% - African American 6% - Asian 1% - Native American 40% ages 56-85 ============================ Moderna 30,000 enrolled 25,654 received 2nd dose 89 clinical sites 32 U.S. states Racial/ethnic distribution 20% - Hispanic 10% - African American/Black 4% - Asian 3% - All others 64% ages 45 and older 39% ages 45-64 25% ages 65+ NOTE: The Wife and I will not be taking the C-19 vaccine at this time. We will give it time to present any after-effects and long term ramifications, before doing so. |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2021-02-16 05:58 |
| #6 A Doctor’s View of the New mRNA Vaccines The vaccine is a two-shot series and side effects were prominent after the second shot. Google "memory immune response" doc. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2021-02-16 04:22 |
| #5 You may talk o' Jeri Curls When yer pimpin' out yer girlz An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Feral-Yoot it; But when it comes to peaceful protest Ask for Simianae Potest An’ bless the gods o' BLM that you can snoot it. In Chalmette, Weeziana's clime, Where I used to spend my time A-servin’ of ’Er Majesty Latifa-Queen, Of all them blackfaced crew The finest ape I knew Was our regimental bhisti, Tessi-kin, Xe was ‘Din! Din! Din! ‘You limpin’ lump of ape-shit, Tessi-kin! ‘Yo! Hop now, bitch! ‘Glue: Gorilla, scratch mah itch! ‘Slap that nappy hair down, Tessi-kin.’ I shan’t forgit the night When I dropped be’ind the fight With a bald-head where my funky dreads should ’a’ been. I was chokin’ mad with fear, An’ the ho' that caught me queer Was our good old grinnin’, gruntin’ Tessi-kin. ’E lifted up mah rind, An’ xe plugged me where I shined, An’ xe said, "Ain't no Afro-Sheen! "Shit be tailored, jus' fo' YOU, Dey done call it, Grilla-Glue!" So I’m gratefullest to dat Tessi-kin. Xe has trolled you and xe played you, By the Twitter-feed that made you, You're a better ape than I am, Tessi-kin |
| Posted by: Clemp Angerelet3963 2021-02-16 02:54 |
| #4 A Doctor’s View of the New mRNA Vaccines A Balanced View stand corrected - no evidence-studies not completed-Las Vegas Rules Apply Roll the Dice May Lady Luck Be With You ! Pfizer COVID jab warning: No breastfeeding, avoid pregnancy for 2 months, unknown fertility impacts |
| Posted by: Neville Crinenter3588 2021-02-16 02:22 |
| #3 CoVid mRNA may be silver lining in disguise. it makes people sterile. Where did you hear/see/read that, Neville Crinenter3588? I cannot imagine that question would not have been tested at the animal testing stage, long before any human testing would have been started. The FDA is extremely careful about such things. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2021-02-16 01:33 |
| #2 Sorry CF, I'm not much concerned about them voting, its the aspect of reproduction which is tantamount. Perhaps, this is why the CoVid mRNA may be silver lining in disguise. it makes people sterile. |
| Posted by: Neville Crinenter3588 2021-02-16 01:05 |
| #1 And these people vote.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-02-16 00:56 |