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Rudy Giuliani's daughter, Caroline, graphically details why she loves threesomes
2021-03-06
Remember when The Story of O was considered a tale of abuse and degradation?
... rather than as a dating guide?
[PAGESIX] Rudy Giuliani’s daughter has opened up about her love of threesomes, saying three-way sex has made her "a better person."
Clearly.
In a piece for Vanity Fair titled, "A Unicorn’s Tale: Three-Way Sex With Couples Has Made Me A Better Person," Hizzoner’s daughter, Caroline Rose Giuliani, openly discusses her sexual escapades with other couples.
I've been an ever so much better person ever since I started participating in ninesomes. One of them being a German Shepherd expands my horizons beyond the merely human. The presence of schist expands them beyond the merely organic.
The piece, which opens with the words, "I want to watch my boyfriend bend you over," Caroline — the 32-year-old daughter of Rudy Giuliani and Donna Hanover — writes, "I had known some time I was at least bisexual but had barely explored that side of my sexuality. I knew I wanted to experience new dynamics."
Me too. I've always been attracted to carp. But only female carp. I'm not homosexual or anything, not that there's anything wrong with that. In fact, there's not anything that is wrong, except for the N- word....
After signing up for a dating site for "Unicorns" — women who agree to have sex with couples — Caroline writes, "One woman I chatted with mentioned she was looking for someone to dominate her but be submissive to her boyfriend.
Posted by:Fred

#14  Oh, my, why did I just think of Sidney Powell?
Posted by: DooDahMan   2021-03-06 18:09  

#13  I have been mind-raped.
Someone has forced me to know something that I didn't want to to know about.
I need REPARATIONS! Now!
Posted by: ed in texas   2021-03-06 17:02  

#12  Dron, laughing at the truth of it.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-03-06 13:25  

#11  The lady took a wrong turn on the road of life, over 18 y.o. no parental guidence is accepted, hence Miss 32 y.o. Caroline, (at 34 you are middle aged), will reap the rewards of a trollop. Best wishes for your survival.
Posted by: Tyrone Niles6343   2021-03-06 12:19  

#10  she was looking for someone to dominate her but be submissive to her boyfriend

Like a mother-in-law ?
Posted by: Dron66046   2021-03-06 11:18  

#9  After signing up for a dating site for "Unicorns"

So does this mean unicorn farts are real?
Posted by: Mercutio   2021-03-06 11:11  

#8  It’s Fred! Hi, welcome back!

Time for some more crazy animal stories like this one.
Posted by: KBK   2021-03-06 10:48  

#7  
Welcome Back Fred.
Also many thanks to his better half for keeping the Site rolling.

Sounds like we need to make a Video Spoof
of Welcome Back Kotter just for Fred?

Welcome back
To that same old place
...
Back here where we need you



Posted by: NN2N1   2021-03-06 08:05  

#6  Fred's return = our prayers answered.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-03-06 07:41  

#5  Indeed! Welcome back, Fred. Your special style of humor is a treasure!
Posted by: Bobby   2021-03-06 07:24  

#4  And Fred is BACK!!!!
Posted by: Shiva Protector of the Hohlraums   2021-03-06 07:22  

#3  After signing up for a dating site for "Never Trumpers" — men who agree to watch their wives have sex with other men...
Posted by: Frank G   2021-03-06 06:48  

#2  She should site her article as an application to a position in the Cuomo admistration.
Posted by: Airandee   2021-03-06 06:13  

#1  I recall this in a book somewhere before that had a very dire consequence...

Aha! That's it. Sodom and Gomorrah.

Part of the nation (the "elites" and those who mimic them) is headed that way in an express elevator down.
Posted by: These Forkbeard7574   2021-03-06 01:00  

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