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Entire Water Polo Team Drowns Kneeling For National Anthem |
2021-04-29 |
[Babylon Bee] IRVINE, CA—Tragedy has struck once again. The entire men's U.S. water polo team has drowned after kneeling during the national anthem in an exhibition game today, sources confirmed moments ago. As soon as the flag was unfurled and the national anthem started to play, all the polo players swam to the bottom of the pool and took a knee. The anthem lasted a long time, as the singer decided to add all those weird vocal fills to change things up. Unfortunately, it lasted so long that the entire team took in too much water and died. "Yes, this is a tragedy -- but it's also a victory for the social justice movement," said the team's coach in a somber press conference. "They couldn't breathe and they took a knee -- what powerful reminders of the injustices in this country." "MMMM!!!" said one polo player moments before his untimely demise. "MMM! MMM! MMMMMM!!!" Analysts believe he was trying to scream "Black Lives Matter" before he succumbed to unconsciousness. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#9 You figure up front it's the Bee, but in the back of your mind, you're thinking "Yeah, that could actually happen. Just maybe not the whole team." |
Posted by: SteveS 2021-04-29 17:41 |
#8 Boom! |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-04-29 11:24 |
#7 CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car |
Posted by: Frank G 2021-04-29 11:16 |
#6 Nice. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-04-29 10:08 |
#5 OK ... its the BB and cost me a very worth while $50 donation already. But taking it a logical step forward and applying this idea to other Jobs could get inteeresting. |
Posted by: NN2N1 2021-04-29 07:49 |
#4 Ha ! |
Posted by: Dron66046 2021-04-29 03:16 |
#3 Beeâ„¢, obviously! But it certainly made me smile. |
Posted by: magpie 2021-04-29 03:11 |
#2 Not to mention the're all white... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-04-29 01:18 |
#1 Now that's funny, right there! |
Posted by: Skidmark 2021-04-29 00:34 |