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UK 'poo bomber' banned from defecating, urinating in public |
2021-07-17 |
![]() Take warning! It could happen to you! Femme fecal Amanda Lee, from Crewe, Cheshire, has a lengthy crap sheet of 15 convictions stretching from 1996 to 2018 — including incidents of anti-social behavior, harassment and public order offenses, according to the outlet. Only twenty two years? Got right on it, didn't they? Authorities also have accused Lee of repeatedly making nuisance emergency calls. "911!" "Hello? 911? Is your refrigerator running?" "Yeah." "Well, why don'tcha go catch it!" ![]() Ahah! A restraint order! And it only took 22 years? The order bans her from engaging in certain behaviors, including urinating and defecating outside, possessing booze in an open container in an exclusion zone and using abusive language, the Sun reported. Dear lordy! How will she ever make it through a week? Lee also was banned from calling the cops unless she has a valid reason. “Is Frank Walls there?” “No.” “Is Pete Walls there?” “No.” “Are there any Walls there?” “No.” “Then what’s holding up the roof?” "A criminal behavior order is sought once all reasonable avenues have been explored regarding persistent offenders," police front man Alex Baker said. "In this case, Lee’s attitude and behavior has been ongoing since the 1990s and she has been convicted numerous times for incidents that impacts greatly on residents," Baker said. Twenty whacks with a 3/4 inch pine plank woulda calmed her pretty well too. "She has persistently shown no consideration at all for the actions her offending has had on others," the officer added. "There comes a point when you have to say enough is enough and take additional action to protect the community and businesses in the area." "Bowling alley!" "Do you have ten pound balls?" "Yeah." "Ain't it hard to walk like that?" |
Posted by:Fred |
#6 Thx Ed. I did. Now we be having words... "An unidentified snowplow hit and killed her" "We asked all residents if they knew whose it was, and they all said - it's summer ya f**king idiots" |
Posted by: Frank G 2021-07-17 20:27 |
#5 Holy Sh*t Ed - at least give some warning! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2021-07-17 20:25 |
#4 You really need to click thru to the NYPost and see the picture of her. |
Posted by: ed in texas 2021-07-17 18:41 |
#3 She could always move to San Franshitsco |
Posted by: Flese Phavith8204 2021-07-17 10:01 |
#2 The order bans her from engaging in certain behaviors, including urinating and defecating outside, possessing booze in an open container in an exclusion zone and using abusive language, This easily applies to all brits |
Posted by: BrerRabbit 2021-07-17 07:09 |
#1 Hard to read while drinking coffee, Fred. ![]() |
Posted by: Dron66046 2021-07-17 01:13 |