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The return of the woolly mammoth! Ice Age species could be brought back from extinction to fight CLIMATE CHANGE as scientists raise $15m to grow embryos in the lab using DNA from a 42,000-year old carcass
2021-09-14
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News]
Aren’t wooliy mammoths ice age creatures?
Posted by:Skidmark

#20  I seen dis movie before; it does not end well...

I think there was a sluggy freelance storyline about this, it went about like you'd expect.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2021-09-14 22:57  

#19  Nah, if we're hunting mammoths, I want a Ma Deuce.

You can use spears if you want, I'll sitting with Ma, waiting.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2021-09-14 22:41  

#18   Where will we find spear chuckers in Siberia?

Heh. As I understand it, the mammoth hunters used thick stabbing spears, tipped with a flint point. Freshly flaked flint is as sharp as a razor. If you have never seen a big Clovis point, they are a thing of beauty.

The only mammoth I've ever been near was stuffed, but it seems to me that walking up to something that big and poking it with a stick is a fairly ballsy move. Bring a bunch of friends, if only to drag your trampled carcass back to camp.
Posted by: SteveS   2021-09-14 21:27  

#17  If they can pull it off, the Endangered Species Act is suddenly made irrelevant. Get the samples now and bring back later.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2021-09-14 20:52  

#16  #4 - Where will we find spear chuckers in Siberia?

*ducks*
Posted by: Frank G   2021-09-14 20:49  

#15  That what I was thinking. They would last perhaps a week in the wild and then die from the common cold or something.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-09-14 19:08  

#14  Why not go all in and make them wildly carnivorous lovers of man-flesh.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2021-09-14 18:56  

#13  Bring it on
Wooly Mammoth Suits
for Everyone.

Posted by: Hupoluting Tingle3166   2021-09-14 14:14  

#12  And they'll catch some form of disease that current wildlife have some form of resistance to, having been exposed to it for 35,000 years or so.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2021-09-14 14:03  

#11  N'komo, bring up the Rigby, quickly man!
Posted by: Cesare   2021-09-14 12:31  

#10  Maybe they fart less than cows.
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-09-14 10:45  

#9  "tweaking them to suit life in the Arctic"
So they can be hunted by the vanishing polar bear?
Wait, I thought gerbil worming was going to destroy the polar...
I'm so confused.
Posted by: ed in texas   2021-09-14 10:44  

#8  Forget Mammoths. I want a 6" tall fire breathing T-Rex.
Posted by: Angstrom   2021-09-14 10:22  

#7  Russia major exporter of ivory?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2021-09-14 09:33  

#6  Mammoth poop solves Climate Change? Who knew?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2021-09-14 09:29  

#5  I was actually hoping for foam rubber tipped spears.
Posted by: Besoeker   2021-09-14 09:15  

#4  Four foot long spears, fire hardened wood tips. Forty armed people to a party. Sell tickets of the video.
Posted by: Don Vito Darling of the Poles3083   2021-09-14 08:40  

#3  But will Safari Club International be able to auction off a spears only mammoth hunt at their banquets every year?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-09-14 07:56  

#2  The program — not the first to imagine mammoth 'de-extinction' — is being pitched as a way to help conserve Asian elephants by tweaking them to suit life in the Arctic.

The team also claimed that introducing the hybrids into the Arctic steppe might help restore the degraded habitat and fight some of the impacts of climate change.


Can't get no funding if you can't fight climate change.
Posted by: Bobby   2021-09-14 07:37  

#1  I seen dis movie before; it does not end well...
Posted by: Raj   2021-09-14 00:38  

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