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New Zealand Approves Orgies Of Up To 25 People As Part Of New COVID Rules |
2021-12-14 |
[ZERO] New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced the easing of COVID-19 restrictions on national television, based on a 'traffic light system.' She said orgies for up to 25 people are permitted. Ardern spoke with Seven Sharp hosts Hilary Barry and Jeremy Wells about New Zealand's reopening timeline, known as the traffic light system. For some context, the traffic light system categorizes freedoms available to vaccinated Kiwis based on location and whether they live in a red, orange, or green zone. The traffic light system aims to end lockdowns in New Zealand and enforce vaccine passports. For instance, in Auckland, a major port city in the north of the country's North Island, lined with superyachts, the metro area is currently classified as a "red" district -- meaning Kiwis can engage in everyday essential activities. Ardern explained on national television, "I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened," adding, "it's not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but um, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area." |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#11 Wait. Twenty-five? That's an odd number. To quote Benny Hill, "Awr gee, no one left for me!" |
Posted by: Rob Crawford 2021-12-14 20:28 |
#10 What's important is that we get medical aid to Kentucky so people can get their booster shot. Fuck Joe Biden. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-12-14 12:50 |
#9 The PR team for the polizei, not to be outdone by their midnight stomp with torches, arrest Santa Claus for being maskless. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-12-14 12:10 |
#8 Couple relevant movies: Abigail The Giver |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-12-14 11:03 |
#7 COVID today COVID tomorrow COVID uber alles |
Posted by: Merrick Ferret 2021-12-14 10:53 |
#6 New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced the easing of COVID-19 restrictions on national television California imposes month long mask mandate for indoor public places regardless of vaccination status |
Posted by: Skidmark 2021-12-14 10:49 |
#5 "Only 24 sheep per orgy!" Not to imply that New Zealand is a nation of sheep-botherers, but that was my first question too. |
Posted by: SteveS 2021-12-14 10:36 |
#4 So the superrich can go get some bachi action. What a shithole. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2021-12-14 10:19 |
#3 What's her safe word? "Amber"? |
Posted by: Merrick Ferret 2021-12-14 09:58 |
#2 "Only 24 sheep per orgy!" |
Posted by: Frank G 2021-12-14 07:27 |
#1 The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New Zealand. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2021-12-14 06:53 |