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Fifth Column
A Christmas Miracle! December Sees Antifa Thugs Prison-bound!
2021-12-19
[PJ] Let’s take a look at some of the non-binary creatures who will be celebrating Christmas, and perhaps a few more Christmases, in orange jumpsuits.

Salad-dodger Jacob Michael Gaines traveled from Texas to Oregon to play tough gal with federal law enforcement. He attacked a U.S. Marshal with a hammer, striking the officer three times, back in July of 2020. He pleaded guilty to assaulting a federal officer with a deadly weapon.

The judge sentenced him to 46 months in prison.

FACT-O-RAMA! Jacob Chansley, the so-called "Q Anon Shaman," got 41 months in the hoosegow and didn’t touch a soul.

It’s not a party without a 12-pack of Corona. Antifa yobbo Justin Christopher Moore was arrested last week for bringing half a case of Molotov cocktails with the intention of burning down a Seattle police station. He has yet to be sentenced. The feds usually take arson seriously.

Richard Rubalacava was sentenced Thursday to a whopping 85 months in prison (seven years) for setting fire to a Minneapolis Dollar General after he looted it. He then went on to torch a restaurant. The judge hit him with a fine of over $354,000. No word if his hair colorist was arrested for committing crimes against decency.

Nineteen-year-old Gabriel Agard-Berryhill pleaded guilty this week to tossing an incendiary device at a courthouse and causing $1,000 worth of damage. He is expected to be sentenced to time served and two years probation, which, if he is smart, and that’s a big if, should keep him out of the Antifa Olympics for a while.
More at link. Comparisons to J6 detainees are sickening.
Posted by:Bobby

#8  

The Biden Junta DOJ will likely just send them to Fire Training School.
Posted by: NN2N1   2021-12-19 15:23  

#7  sadly, these are only a few of the thousands that should have been arrested, prosecuted and convicted
Posted by: Lord Garth   2021-12-19 14:54  

#6  I'm sure, just like boot camp, these pilgrims will be stripped of their facial hardware and other body staples at intake time. I'm sure the Soros-backed ACLU will sue over the "suppression of their first amendment rights" to pierced genitals and such. If I was a lifer, I'd be filing suit after suit asking someone to prove I was not at risk from their filthy lifestyle habits.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-19 11:09  

#5  As TW says, the wheels of justice grind slow, but exceedingly fine.
Posted by: badanov   2021-12-19 11:04  

#4  You could be a wrapper.
I understand there's an opening.
Posted by: Skidmark   2021-12-19 09:59  

#3  Heh... totally missed that.

Were I Stalin, which I'm not,
Mr. Downey would be shot.
Posted by: George Unolugum2040   2021-12-19 03:38  

#2  The feds usually take arson seriously.

Say no more. Say no more, guvnah...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2021-12-19 02:59  

#1  Salad-dodger may soon become Salad-tosser.
Posted by: Sgt.D.T.   2021-12-19 00:52  

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