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Police discover live deer in car trunk in DUI stop
2022-01-09
[NYPOST] A Pennsylvania woman had more than junk in her trunk during a traffic stop this week.

Newberry Township Police were shocked to find a live deer in the trunk of the 19-year-old’s car when they stopped her Thursday for allegedly driving under the influence.

The driver told the officers she hit the deer and placed it in her trunk with the aid of a passenger. Both thought the deer was dead, but later realized it was still alive as they kept on driving in the area about 15 minutes south of Harrisburg, according to a report.

During the DUI stop, police asked the passenger, a 21-year-old man, to take the deer out of the trunk and put it back into the wild. It was not clear if the animal sustained any injuries.
Posted by:Fred

#9  If you're going to do deer sushi, you've got to do it right.
Posted by: KBK   2022-01-09 23:20  

#8  How much had the deer had to drink that they put it in the trunk?
Posted by: ed in texas   2022-01-09 15:12  

#7  Reminded of the corny old penguin thing my mom liked telling.

A cop stops two guys with a gnu.
"I stopped you two yesterday, too!
My instruction to you?"
"'Take that gnu to the zoo!'"
"Which we did."
"Dude, for true!"
[an agreeable moo]
"Then we went to the game..."
"Where he seemed almost tame..."
"So we thought he might sit in a pew."
Posted by: Phavimble Pholurong2922   2022-01-09 13:25  

#6  Venison's better when fresh
Posted by: Merrick Ferret   2022-01-09 11:18  

#5  Drive-ins charge a huge amount to for deer.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2022-01-09 10:50  

#4  ^ Nicely done
Posted by: Frank G   2022-01-09 08:48  

#3  Jane Doe ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-01-09 08:40  

#2  The deer had COVID and they were taking it to get tested.
Posted by: Too Old To Work   2022-01-09 08:38  

#1  Fast Food.
Posted by: Blackbeard Barnsmell6454   2022-01-09 01:56  

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