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Kiev mayor Vitali Klitschko brands new German offer to send 5,000 HELMETS a 'joke' and asks 'What will they give us next? Pillows?' as the nation refuses to give Ukraine weapons
2022-01-27
Posted by:Skidmark

#7  #6 If they are the spiked Kaiser helmets, the Germans will call them offensive weapons.

Or pillows, depending on one's sitting position
andwhether/how the spike is lubed
Posted by: Merrick Ferret   2022-01-27 23:07  

#6  If they are the spiked Kaiser helmets, the Germans will call them offensive weapons.
Posted by: Muggsy Uning1913   2022-01-27 15:37  

#5  Well. The tip's where the lube goes...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-01-27 14:49  

#4  A $2 tip, all in pennies.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-01-27 14:46  

#3   'What will they give us next?'

Lubricants.
What?
No, not that. Like POL - Petroleum, Oils, Lubricants. Jeez!
Posted by: SteveS   2022-01-27 14:43  

#2  Chermany goes from trying to take over the world to offering to fellate any nation for a few BTUs.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-01-27 12:18  

#1  Dear Deutschland,
Please do not take pains
To protect our Ukrainian brains,
But we could use some Hiwis,
So send us your CVs
(and urns for returning cremains).
Love,
Kiev
Posted by: Unaimble the Wide1778   2022-01-27 11:48  

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