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Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker |
2022-03-11 |
[Babylon Bee] People are protesting in the streets today after human rights groups revealed Jussie Smollett will be forced to share a jail cell with his racist attackers. "This is an outrage!" said Reverend Jesse Jackson. "Not only was Mr. Smollett attacked by hateful racist bigots who want to tear our country apart, but now he has to share a jail cell with them? This is cruel and unusual punishment. This is the kind of thing that happens in our white supremacist country. Send me money!" Criminal justice watchdogs also revealed that in addition to sharing a cell with his attackers, he will have to share his toothbrush, his bunk bed, and clothes. They expressed worry that this may lead to Jussie Smollet suffering further racist and homophobic attacks from other attackers named Jussie Smollett while in prison. When asked for comment, Jussie Smollet angrily yelled "This is MAGA country!" before punching himself in the face. |
Posted by:Frank G |
#6 So the cells a butt? |
Posted by: Woodrow 2022-03-11 23:38 |
#5 So...his cell is wall to wall mirrors? So no matter where he looks, he sees himself. I dunno, this could either be torture or just reinforcing his narcissism. |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2022-03-11 17:15 |
#4 Sometimes you just wish BB wasn't doing a BB. |
Posted by: NN2N1 2022-03-11 10:07 |
#3 will "being the wife" actually be punishment for him? 'Wife' + 'husband' at the same time's an easy trick for someone who has the (2nd) biggest d**k in Chicago |
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Laptop 2022-03-11 08:58 |
#2 He could have a poorly done tattoo on his ass saying 'Smussie Joliet wuzz here.' |
Posted by: Cthulhu of Ryleh 2022-03-11 07:35 |
#1 But, will "being the wife" actually be punishment for him? |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-03-11 07:22 |