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Report Says IS Planned to Assassinate Macron, 'Saad Too'
2022-03-15
[An Nahar] The Islamic State
...formerly ISIS or ISIL, depending on your preference. Before that they were al-Qaeda in Iraq, as shaped by Abu Musab Zarqawi. They're really very devout, committing every atrocity they can find in the Koran and inventing a few more. They fling Allah around with every other sentence, but to hear western pols talk they're not really Moslems....
had planned to assassinate French President Emmanuel Macron during a visit to Leb
...an Iranian colony situated on the eastern Mediterranean, conveniently adjacent to Israel. Formerly inhabited by hardy Phoenecian traders, its official language is now Arabic, with the usual unpleasant side effects. The Leb civil war, between 1975 and 1990, lasted a little over 145 years and produced 120,000 fatalities. The average length of a ceasefire was measured in seconds. The Lebs maintain a precarious sectarian balance among Shiites, Sunnis, and about a dozeen flavors of Christians. It is the home of Hezbollah, which periodically starts a war with the Zionist Entity, gets Beirut pounded to rubble, and then declares victory and has a parade. The Lebs have the curious habit of periodically murdering their heads of state or prime ministers...
in September 2020, al-Akhbar newspaper reported on Monday.The daily said it has learned that the IS group had also been planning to assassinate ex-Prime Minister Saad Hariri
...Second son of Rafik Hariri, the Leb PM who was assassinated in 2005. He has was prime minister in his own right from 2009 through early 2011. He was born in Riyadh to an Iraqi mother and graduated from Georgetown University. He managed his father's business interests in Riyadh until his father's assassination. When his father died he inherited a fortune of some $4.1 billion, which won't do him much good if Hizbullah has him bumped off, too....
and Free Patriotic Movement
Despite its name a Christian party allied with Hizbullah, neither free nor particularly patriotic...
chief Jebran Bassil.

The Lebanese investigations indicated that the IS hard boyz were instructed to carry out a suicide kaboom in a blast-hit Christian neighborhood or at the Beirut port, al-Akhbar said.

A coded message was found on a laptop belonging to the network's leader Mohammed al-Hajjar. The technical info showed that members of the IS group and an external handler had discussed the possibility of Hariri being with the French President at the targeted site. The handler answered: "Kill Saad too!"
ISIS does that a lot: they make grand plans, get everybody all worked up, but then nothing ever happens.



Posted by:Fred

#11  Great; guess that means Turdo is going to play dress up too. Put on some digi-cam socks, a BUFU hoodie, maybe a Carhartt beanie.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-03-15 14:24  

#10  Piss off troll.
Posted by: Angaiper Ulavins1210   2022-03-15 10:29  

#9  #4 is Russian trolling.
Fuck you, troll. Stop gaslighting us. You're as bad as Psaki.
The video is authentic. No one with a conscience and a brain would make such jokes in 2014, with all the gruesome atrocities committed by neo-Nazis in Odessa in May of that year and across the Donbas then and the years following. At minimum, this man is a sick asshole who enjoys manipulating people like you.
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Laptop   2022-03-15 10:24  

#8  American producers -> English producers
Posted by: Angaiper Ulavins1210   2022-03-15 10:15  

#7  Jack, think. #4 is Russian trolling.
1. Which country is fascist dictatorship
2. Which county had free election and a surprise outside candidate win.
3. Which president is Jewish? Do you really think, even jokingly, of buying Mein Kampf or making the Nazi salutes?
4. Zelensky was the Ukrainian voice of Paddington Bear. Do you think the American producers would tolerate him going around and promoting Mein Kampf? Seriously. All we have heard from Russians are lies, misdirection and demoralization posts since the beginning of the invasion buildup.
Posted by: Angaiper Ulavins1210   2022-03-15 10:12  

#6  Holy shit! Zelensky really said that?? Why are we supporting this creep?
Posted by: Jack Is Back   2022-03-15 09:46  

#5  Zelensky the comedian is running circles around Putin. That makes Putin a sad clown.
Posted by: Angaiper Ulavins1210   2022-03-15 09:45  

#4  Excerpts below from Zelensky's stand up routine given on a national variety show while he was a professional comedian.

The format is a mock "letter" to his "uncle" (think: 'Hello Muddah') from a recruit into a Nazi battalion in Ukraine's war on the Donbas region after Nuland's coup in 2014. Half the audience laughs; the other half is appalled.

ZELENSKY reads mock "letter" to "uncle":

0:30 "Dear Uncle... things will be alright because I am in the ranks of the [neo-Nazi] Banderites" AUDIENCE LAUGHTER

0:40 "This [ie fighting in a Nazi battalion] is the only way to make money in Ukraine... My salary is small but we are allowed to steal from the Russians" LAUGHTER

0:50 "The same [theft] happened to the Jews, but then the main Bandera man, [Jewish billionaire Igor] Kolomoisky prohibited it"
NERVOUS LAUGHTER, PEOPLE LOOKING DOWN

1:08 "As for me, I'm learning English to forget Russian -- with the help of American mercenaries. They're all over the place."
LESS LAUGHTER

1:17 "I have married: his name is Vadik! This is normal for us Europeans..."
1:35 "Today our president, Barack Obama, has promised us we will join NATO soon - as an American henchman, of course."
1:46 "If you can, please send me Hitler's book, Mein Kampf. They're sold out here." LAUGHTER

Zelensky ends with a bang, giving a Nazi salute three times after delivering this last punch line:
1:57 "I do morning exercises on the balcony. I do it like this [Nazi salute, reieated], from my heart to the sun"

^ This is the obscene little puppet who makes light of his at his own corruption and his country's open embrace of neo-Nazis.





Posted by: Hunter Bidens Laptop   2022-03-15 09:37  

#3  Mommy forgot to dress that day.
Posted by: Angaiper Ulavins1210   2022-03-15 09:10  

#2  Is Macron trying to copy Zelensky?

Let's hope he doesn't do a pro-Nazi comic routine that jokes about their Nazi battalions like this standup performance of Zelensky's
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Laptop   2022-03-15 09:08  

#1  Is Macron trying to copy Zelensky? French leader - always seen immaculately turned out in a navy suit - displays stubble, jeans and hoodie in 'war room' pics, copying Ukraine leader's style
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-03-15 08:57  

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