 [Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] - Vladislav Avayev, 51, was found dead along with his 'pregnant' wife Yelena, 47, and their younger daughter Maria, 13 in their 14th-floor Moscow apartment
Ooh! Ooh! I seen dis movie!
- The bodies were found by the couple's distraught beautiful adult daughter Anastasia
The butler's tied up and shoved in the closet.
- All three victims had gunshot wounds, according to police in Moscow
Which is normal if you’ve been shot.
- Anastasia (she's the love interest) had gone to the apartment when she failed to contact her family
[Ring! Ring!] Ring! We're sorry, the number you have called in no longer in service!
- It was reported that the shootings were carried out 'with Avayev's pistol'
Da killer had wiped it clean. There were no prints on it. The doors were locked. $30 million from the Gazprom accounts was missing. Vladislav's mistress had recently bought a new yacht, but she was dancing with Minister of Defense Shoigu at the Kremlin when it happened, so it was prob'ly the butler what dunnit.
- Investigators said they are keeping an open mind on the 14th floor massacre
Dat's a good idea, if allowed.
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