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Stick a fork in Meghan and Harry — these royal Kardashians are done |
2022-05-11 |
[NYPOST] Every time I think Prince Harry couldn’t possibly make himself look more cringeworthy, up he pops to prove me spectacularly, eye-rollingly wrong.The renegade royal’s latest howler is a laugh-out-loud tourism commercial he’s made for New Zealand television to promote his sustainable eco-travel nonprofit organization, Travalyst. Sadly, the laughter was once again at him, not with him. Wearing a "Girl Dad" T-shirt, Harry is seen jogging through the woods before he’s stopped by eco-tourist "rating agents" and berated about a lollipop wrapper he supposedly dropped there during a 2018 royal tour trip with wife Meghan, but praised for turning off running tap water while he brushes his teeth. That revelation prompted a bewildered Harry to exclaim: "How do you know that? That’s really weird." Because, of course, he’s such a private guy and that’s secret personal information that could only be known if he’d turned into a Kardashian with 24/7 cameras recording his every ablution and tooth-cleansing. Oh, wait, he has! Harry and Meghan have become the royal Kardashians, only a slightly trashier version if that was even possible: a pair of shameless chancers whose only thought each day is how to fleece and exploit their royal titles ever more cynically, while simultaneously trashing the royal family and monarchy to which they owe their status — and playing the downtrodden, oppressed victims from their $11 million Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party, mansion. The hypocrisy in everything they do is breathtaking, and never better illustrated than with Harry’s latest preaching about "sustainable eco-travel." He loves self-righteously barking at us all about the urgent need to save the planet by reducing our carbon footprint, as he uses private jets like we use taxis. Just as he and Meghan pleaded for us to think about poverty on Twitter on the very same day she was throwing a $500,000 baby shower in New York (and hopping back to London on George Clooney’s plane). But it’s their constant bleating about privacy that most sticks in the craw given their decision to accept a reported $115 million payment from Netflix to trail around after them with cameras, capturing their most "private" moments for the delectation of the public. |
Posted by:Fred |
#14 There’s at least one in every generation of the British royal family. In the previous generation it was Prince Andrew. When Queen Victoria was merely the princess royal it was all of the royal dukes, as I recall. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2022-05-11 19:31 |
#13 As its been said, it ain't the first time a soldier ruined his life by marrying a stripper. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-05-11 17:31 |
#12 It's really too bad about Harry. I used to admire him - he was in combat in Afghanistan, and then became an attach helicopter pilot. Sure he was a little wild - but if you're good looking, filthy rich, and a royal - who wouldn't be? Then Meghan got ahold of him. |
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2022-05-11 16:25 |
#11 She was a D-List actress on USA network's "Suits" |
Posted by: Frank G 2022-05-11 14:26 |
#10 NetFlix is a laundry mat for elitist influencers. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-05-11 13:25 |
#9 #3 The media really thinks we give a shit about these 2 . We, the great unwashed, the hoi polloi, need to be reminded of why we must look up to our betters and hang on to every utterance that comes out of their perfect mouths. |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2022-05-11 13:24 |
#8 What idiot in Netflix paid them that kind of money? If that's the case everybody should dump their shares in NetFlix! |
Posted by: 3dc 2022-05-11 13:20 |
#7 Oh, I do hope eco-travel is when they go visit live volcanoes. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2022-05-11 11:16 |
#6 The sooner these idiots fade into obscurity the better. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2022-05-11 11:02 |
#5 You'd think leftists would love waste of drinking water. It ups the opportunities for terrorists to poison it. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-05-11 10:33 |
#4 "praised for turning off running tap water while he brushes his teeth." Is New Zealand running out of water? Running water goes into the ocean and returns to the water cycle. I've never understood the environmentalists concern over this. |
Posted by: ruprecht 2022-05-11 10:29 |
#3 The media really thinks we give a shit about these 2 . |
Posted by: Chris 2022-05-11 08:52 |
#2 Wanna bet nobody is as hard on a carpetbagger than a Hollywierd lib? |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-05-11 08:37 |
#1 At least the Kardashian's know they are whores. |
Posted by: One Eyed Tsar 2022-05-11 06:41 |