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-War on Police-
Michigan sheriff says deputies will respond to non-urgent calls over the phone due to gas prices
2022-06-11
[JustTheNews]
Posted by:Skidmark

#5  Ah, a Delphi practitioner!
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-06-11 14:22  

#4  You use 'Lucky 8 Ball' too? I use five of them. Two or more matches, I go with it.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-06-11 09:38  

#3  And lots of calls about McDonalds being out of Chicken McNuggets will still be made to 911.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-06-11 09:33  

#2  There will end up being a non-urgent phone number 912 installed throughout the nation. No one will use it. My lucky eight ball told me that.
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-06-11 09:24  

#1  Caller - Hello 911, there is someone breaking into my garage.

911 - I'm sorry but all our deputies are busy right now.

(Follow up) Caller - I shot the man breaking into my garage.

Officer on the scene arresting the man breaking into the garage - Why did you say you shot the man?

Caller - why did you say you were too busy to come when I first called.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2022-06-11 08:22  

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