You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
Submit your comments on this article
Good Morning
2022-07-07

'Scheduling Conflicts': Ohio Democrats Shun Biden's Visit
Thursday July 7th, 2022

Lily Brayton
Hashi Omar convicted of killing Italian journalists dies in Somalia attack
Ties with Somalia prove Africa's importance for Turkey: Erdogan
US blacklists Iran 'illicit' petroleum entities amid nuclear deal talks
Rojava declares 'state of emergency' amid Turkish attacks
Iran demands immediate release of Iranian national tried for 'crimes'
Women in Iran's second-largest city will be banned from taking the Mashhad metro if they are not wearing a head covering
Parkland school shooter's swastika
carvings are focus of court fight

Posted by:Fred

#6  *happy sigh* Poetry!

Doggerel, anyway. Let’s set up a GoFundMe for the suffering furniture. Send them on a vacation somewhere or something.
Posted by: trailing wife   2022-07-07 14:11  

#5  I will not call these ladies loafers--
"We will!" creak their weary sofas.
"Lolling round in frilly cuffs..."
"Why don't these gals get off their duffs--"
"And do the dishes--"
"Take some classes--"
"Spare us poor upholstered masses!"
Swoons and fits! A thousand ouches
From a thousand grouchy couches!
Doink! A shriek. A sudden spring.
One ottoman begins to sing.
Posted by: Enver Phusock3586   2022-07-07 12:02  

#4  Puffy sleeves.
Posted by: jpal   2022-07-07 10:13  

#3  Angelic face
Posted by: Jay-Dubya   2022-07-07 08:58  

#2  Luminous eyes?
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-07-07 08:48  

#1  Women in white?
Posted by: trailing wife   2022-07-07 03:04  

00:00