[NYPOST] Lorella Palmer, a 22-year-old influencer and style blogger from London, England said she doesn’t want kids for a variety of reasons and she’s tired of people trying to change her mind or call her decision "selfish."It is, but don't call her that.
"Kids are just annoying, they annoy me, in every sense of the word.
Influencers are just annoying. They annoy me in every sense of the word.
They have no common sense, they can’t drink, they have to go to bed early, they scream, they cry, they annoy me, Palmer told The Mirror this week.
If Lady Influencer was a grown up, she'd realize children have to be given a good example so they have common sense. The rest all follows logically.
"Every time I see a child, they’ve just got crust round their nose and round their mouth, there’s drool, they’ve got food everywhere and they’ve got sticky fingers."
Every time I see an influencer, she's a would-be Kardashian doing the same supposedly suggestive dance in a state of partial or full undress.
Palmer also had some choice words about children’s television.
So do I. Too much hollering.
"I hate kids’ TV too. Your kid is one,
My kid is one? My youngest is pushing forty.
they don’t need to watch cartoons — pop on Vampire Diaries please, or Gossip Girl, or Friends," she lamented.
I've never watched any of them. They sounded too juvenile. I prefer Bugs Bunny.
Palmer, who recently graduated from the University of Portsmouth with a law degree, said she’d rather focus on growing her business as an agent for social media influencers than birthing a baby which she fears would change her body and empty her bank account.
| I agree. Better she keep her figure, such as it is, and her career. Leave babies to those who won’t traumatize the poor things, turning them into suicides and spree killers. |
