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| I laced my boyfriend's condoms with habanero oil |
| 2022-07-21 |
| [NYPOST] She wanted to spice up her unfaithful boyfriend’s sex life — and did so with peppery chili oil.Self-crowned "spoiled trophy wife" Augustah Hubble is now being hailed the "petty queen" of social media after virally revealing that she injected her ex’s condoms with habanero oil when she discovered he’d been cheating with her close friend. But the vengeful vixen’s wrath didn’t stop at peppering the creep’s "community penis." She also married his dad. "That time I caught him cheating with my friend so I injected habanero oil in his condoms," bragged Hubble, 29, from Houston in the captions of her trending testimonial. "He came home like the dog with his tail between his legs," she continued in the text of the video, which fetched more than 64,200 views. "[I] offered to put ice on it, and used frozen habanero ice cubes I made." |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #24 is used for treatment of pain. It’s a counterirritant, which is a fascinating concept otherwise appliable to war and diplomacy. Or any negotiation, really, if one is clever enough to carry it off. ;-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2022-07-21 21:21 |
| #23 fwiw, capsaicin, the chemical responsible for the 'hot', is used for treatment of pain. In fact, an over the counter product, Pain Block, has a roll on that does this. If you use capsaicin to, for example, relieve knee pain, don't go into a hot tub for at least 12 hours or you will feel a nasty burn. |
| Posted by: Lord Garth 2022-07-21 19:46 |
| #22 For Dron: What are habanero peppers? At one point, the habanero (100,000 to 350,000 Scoville heat units or SHU) held the crown as the world’s hottest chili pepper, but don’t let the fact that certain chilies have passed it by fool you into underestimating it. This is a seriously hot pepper. And unlike many of the hotter chilies, there’s quite a bit of flavor to go along with the extra-hot kick. it has a unique, citrus-like taste with a subtle hint of smoke that makes it very popular in hot sauces, powders, and rubs. If you can handle the heat, this is a fun culinary chili to play with in the kitchen. Zenobia F, a little friendly competition is good for the soul. Imagine if Salieri had liked young Wolfie Mozart instead of otherwise... |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2022-07-21 18:07 |
| #21 Cue gritos por Mexican crooners. "Some scratched at our glochids... algunas," Sings boychik of Pskov, "But most just burned 'em off And went riding in search of the tunas." |
| Posted by: Jusorong Tingle5495 2022-07-21 17:08 |
| #20 In the old country as young we used to put the glochids of prickly pears in the public bathrooms toilet paper….. |
| Posted by: Aca Joe 2022-07-21 15:42 |
| #19 Me woman, she 'alf a Scotch bonnet. Mon, look mighty jaunty upon it! Now start fe get 'ot. "It cool down?" "Maybe not." So me chop, an' me glad dat me done it. |
| Posted by: Jusorong Tingle5495 2022-07-21 14:39 |
| #18 Whatever habanero is, I think it shall become a recurrent snarky reference. As in,'he has been habaneroed'. Or, 'time to wake up and smell the habanero!' 🥳 |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-07-21 14:07 |
| #17 From the "equally believable (if not as remunerative) stories" file... See vegan American sparrow ATTACK with a vegetable marrow As mum-of-two Yank Empties Putinist tank With her Molotov cock-habanero! |
| Posted by: Jusorong Tingle5495 2022-07-21 13:54 |
| #16 Imagine my Biden incontinence face when I realized I'd accidentally challenged Dron. As if. Just waving vaguely at the eternal struggle between trans and "other" women, was all. |
| Posted by: Jusorong Tingle5495 2022-07-21 13:48 |
| #15 ^Hot Pocketâ„¢ |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-07-21 12:52 |
| #14 I bet the woman he was with had a worse time of it than him. My thought, too, Chris. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2022-07-21 12:49 |
| #13 |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-07-21 11:58 |
| #12 "Hell hath no fury like that of a scorned woman." However, not the Lorena Bobbitt award. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2022-07-21 11:42 |
| #11 I bet the woman he was with had a worse time of it than him. |
| Posted by: Chris 2022-07-21 10:57 |
| #10 She may want to think twice about her "absorbent pads". |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2022-07-21 10:35 |
| #9 *golf clap* |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-07-21 08:36 |
| #8 Sung by habanero ruined boyfriend, preferably with a friend playing guitar. 'Let me tell you the song 🎵 [wiggles nasty necrotic flesh] of this once community shlong. I was a Don Juan, sexy, hep. 🎵 But with the brain of Johnny Depp. This mistress I had, was mad.🎶 Like totally crazy rad! She did... something to the rubber, [shows again li'l flubber] because there... sniff... were others. And so to boys I now tell, 🎵 to fear what me befell. An' atleast before screwing, 🎶 smell the darn FL' 🎵 |
| Posted by: Dron66046 2022-07-21 07:50 |
| #7 I am surprised at her success using a hypo and injecting fluid into the package, while not sticking a hole in the condom... which would cause it to split. |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2022-07-21 07:47 |
| #6 Had a bad time after some delicious fresh made Mexican street salsa [tomatoes, habaneros, onions, burro wagon board cut and ground by hand with a mortar and pestle]. That won't be happening again! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-07-21 07:37 |
| #5 ...Talk about spicing things up... Mike |
| Posted by: MikeKozlowski 2022-07-21 06:24 |
| #4 All is fair in Love and War... |
| Posted by: Black Charlie Slairt1430 2022-07-21 01:58 |
| #3 A creepers community penis Wandered the heights of Mount Venus. Fell in the wrong crack Felt fire cried "Ack! And now both my dad and I leak pus!" |
| Posted by: Bertie Hapsburg2674 2022-07-21 01:42 |
| #2 Post headline: The craziest face In this paper is not Asia G----, Cuz there isn't a snap, Just a list of xir crap. ["Spayed reporter sez newshound plays ace!"] |
| Posted by: Jusorong Tingle5495 2022-07-21 00:43 |
| #1 Someone dated outside of their species. |
| Posted by: badanov 2022-07-21 00:04 |