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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida Idaho man arrested for running around campground holding pelican while intoxicated.
2022-07-24
[NotTheBee] ...When the deputies showed up to investigate, two of the drunken men began to yell at them and flip them the bird—the finger not the pelican.

At some point, the pelican was released, and then one of the men reportedly reached for one of the deputies' vests and was taken down and handcuffed.



Posted by:Anomalous Sources

#10  So, California so bad even the pelicans are leaving for Idaho.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-07-24 20:06  

#9  I'm unfamiliar with this.
I have heard of choking a chicken.
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-07-24 19:17  

#8  And where does one find a pelican in Idaho at that time of day?

I've seen them (the Gulf kind) in Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa and Minnesota so it's not really a stretch for a Pacific variety making its way to Idaho by following the Columbia River.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2022-07-24 15:31  

#7  I'd a ho. I had to let her go...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-07-24 13:44  

#6  Crikey. I wouldn't get within five feet of a pelican without a shield and sword.

And where does one find a pelican in Idaho at that time of day?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-07-24 13:41  

#5  
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-07-24 13:20  

#4  I'll bet the pelican started it. They're not as innocent as they look.

"Hey! You guys! Got any booze? I know where we can find some 'shrooms, I am talking yay big!"





Posted by: Dron66046   2022-07-24 13:18  

#3   wow -- this guy really makes me think about a new slant on
Posted by: Thrimp Elmerens1779   2022-07-24 13:09  

#2  Can't watch that video without being reminded of the soundtrack from Full Metal Jacket.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-07-24 13:03  

#1  Funny thing about a pelican, his beek can hold more than his bellycan.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2022-07-24 12:55  

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