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Terrifying moment an 'evil' cassowary goes on a violent rampage and chases down a group of blokes on a quad bike - before they escape its deadly dagger-like claws
2022-08-09
[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]
Posted by:Skidmark

#5  I bet the broom thing works on college students, but it probably takes more whacks before they get the message.
Posted by: SteveS   2022-08-09 16:55  

#4  Oh, to have the kind of sister who wrangles exotic zoo critters!

Mine wrangles college students, not nearly as exciting.
Posted by: trailing wife   2022-08-09 16:41  

#3  Now THAT is a lesson worth knowing!
Posted by: Skidmark   2022-08-09 15:50  

#2  My sister once wrangled ostriches at the Baltimore zoo. The trick is to hold a straw broom up in the air and slam the bird while watching for its kicks. After a few "pecks" to the head with a broom it gets the message that you are a "bigger bird" and backs off.
Posted by: magpie   2022-08-09 15:47  

#1  

A 12 Gauge solves the problem and provides 45 to 50 pounds of various Poultry parts.☺

Cassowary Recipe
Posted by: NN2N1   2022-08-09 09:02  

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