#5 A horse has sense and knows about roads.
This guy blamed his 8 week absence on having to care for 2 premis, like his wife had a tough pregnancy and they needed the time to be removed from the incubator and adjust to life with surprise twins.
Reality is he and some dude ordered 2 babies from Yelp and they showed up with 5 minutes left to go in the episode of I Am Jazz.
I guaranfuckintee you if it were my wife and I in that position, and my wife, feeding them formula, heard that there is a formula shortage, would have told me she'd be fine, get my bum ass to work, and get those babies taken care of.
This guy skips home for some Euro Trash Rave and grabs some formula from Germany. |