| #6 Lovely but a little crazy. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2023-01-29 13:47 |
| #5 Just give me a serial divorcee Entirely unpainted though crazy or gay, An untainted soul who lives a role That's totally blah... for neo-noir. Um... Lana F-ing Turner? |
| Posted by: Heriberto Lumplump5848 2023-01-29 13:07 |
| #4 Of tats I am not very fond. Just give me a platinum blonde, A nice femme fatale With a gal-beating pal That gets killed by her daughter! Just give me a plotter Without any ink But who'll wed in a wink And who goes through more guys than James Bond! |
| Posted by: Heriberto Lumplump5848 2023-01-29 13:01 |
| #3 The stars of yesteryear were just as slutty as the stars of today only the internet had not been invented and a “reporter” could get a ride if he kept silent. |
| Posted by: Jeremiah Borgia4067 2023-01-29 12:34 |
| #2 ^ Because most of them are not elegant and cannot act. That leaves flappin' they yaps, getting tattoos and being involved in unseemly tabloid hijinx. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-01-29 10:59 |
| #1 Why can't stars today be elegant like the stars of yesterdays? |
| Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-01-29 10:56 |
