"Your honor, my client had no choice but to down a few tequilas before he could even hold the wheel straight."
"That's the very definition of driving under the influence, counsellor. Why shouldn't we charge him?"
"It was the llamas, your honor. It was the llamas that's responsible! At best it's a case of unintended DUID. As per a recent judgement in ..."
"Wait. What? Y'know, I thought you said 'llamas'."
"That is correct, sir. The llamas. Now as I was saying, this recent judgement in the court of his honor..."
"What about these llamas?"
"Well, your honor. They have feelings too you know? The world is exceeding unkind to them and they're these cuddly stupid things with silly faces. Here, we have submitted a photograph. My client sleeps with a lady who cares immensely for them and..."
"Awww. Why didn't you say so? Case dismissed. You're free to go, mister."