[NYPOST] A man wanted for allegedly opening fire on a straphanger during a fight on a Manhattan subway is a comedian who was slated to take the stage Saturday night in Times Square, police said.Very funny. Ha ha.
The alleged crime clown, Marcos Cofresi, 30, who performs under the names Leo and Leonardo Cofresi, is on the bill at the LOL Comedy Lounge on West 46th Street.
Get the hook.
Whether he shows up is another story.
It's New York. He'll probably make bail.
Cofresi is currently in the cross-hairs of the NYPD.
But they're not allowed to shoot him.
The Bushwick, Brooklyn resident allegedly blasted a 34-year-old man in the stomach and forearm last month, while they rode a southbound N train, police said.
"Good evening ladies and germs! I just flew in from the coast and boy, are my arms tired!"
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]
"Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
"Now, take my wife. Please!"