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Panic Erupts On Delta Flight As Captain Of Female Crew Announces That 'Everything's Fine'
2023-03-06
[Bee] A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.

"Sure, just go on doing whatever you want back there. It's fine," said Captain Savannah Ross with a sigh. "Why wouldn't it be fine?"

The cabin immediately broke into a cacophony of shrieks and prayers, with passengers desperately trying to message loved ones to say goodbye. "We keep asking, but they won't say what's wrong," said Danny Evans, who had managed to reach his wife's phone. "Whatever it is, it must be really bad. We're in trouble, babe."

Passengers continued begging the crew to know what was the matter, but were met with the silent treatment. At last, the Captain returned to the intercom only to say, "You wouldn't understand" — setting off a fresh wave of hysteria.
Posted by:Frank G

#2  There's a very real story of child abuse involving the FUMC currently. Of the situation, the woman in charge of the operation described the environment as "women being women". Perfect for Women's History Month. Perfect.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2023-03-06 17:32  

#1  Is that like when you argue with a women and she says "Fine"?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-03-06 15:03  

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