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Home Front: Politix
Feinstein Steps Away From Judiciary Committee To Head Toward Bright Light
2023-04-17
[Bee] Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein has announced she will be temporarily stepping away from her seat on the Judiciary Committee to head toward a warm, bright light that seems to be beckoning her.

"I can't help it, it's so beautiful," said the 438-year-old Senator, known affectionately by colleagues as the "Crone of the Senate." "There's a feeling of warm, calming peace in this glowing orb at the end of this tunnel that just appeared in front of my eyes just now. I must see what lies at the end of it."

Feinstein, who entered the United States Senate over a century before the founding of the United States, then stepped away from her seat in the committee room, walked slowly out of the Capitol Building, and strode serenely toward an unseen light.

At publishing time it had been reported that half of Congress was following her.
Posted by:Frank G

#4  I wonder if she still casts a reflection in a mirror.
Posted by: SteveS   2023-04-17 21:00  

#3  Was it a white glow or a red glow?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: ed in texas   2023-04-17 16:32  

#2   to head toward a warm, bright Bud light
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-04-17 00:40  

#1  git there quicker
Posted by: 746   2023-04-17 00:11  

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