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Pensioner urinating on a train track is killed by a flying cow that was hit by a carriage and flung 100ft through the air |
2023-04-23 |
It was his time. |
Posted by:Skidmark |
#9 Gives new meaning to the word “cowcatcher”. |
Posted by: KBK 2023-04-23 23:43 |
#8 Instant Karma gonna get you... |
Posted by: Regular joe 2023-04-23 14:45 |
#7 Hopefully, they don’t give out funny nicknames in heaven or this guy will be whizzing cow for the next several millennia. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2023-04-23 14:32 |
#6 And here's some kids thinking dad's cowhide belt was a bad deal... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-04-23 11:47 |
#5 Being hit by a cow doesn’t have the same sizzle. Who needs the sizzle when you’ve got the steak? |
Posted by: trailing wife 2023-04-23 10:37 |
#4 Occurs to me if he was a Hindu and got killed by a flying sacred animal, he done somebody bad. |
Posted by: Mercutio 2023-04-23 09:51 |
#3 Karma, she a bitch and she got pit bull puppies. |
Posted by: Mercutio 2023-04-23 09:48 |
#2 God says "Now watch the double bank shot." |
Posted by: ed in texas 2023-04-23 09:47 |
#1 I was expecting ‘when came in contact with 50,000 volt third rail kind of ending. Being hit by a cow doesn’t have the same sizzle. |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2023-04-23 09:27 |