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Pensioner urinating on a train track is killed by a flying cow that was hit by a carriage and flung 100ft through the air
2023-04-23
Death comes in many guises.
It was his time.
Posted by:Skidmark

#9  Gives new meaning to the word “cowcatcher”.
Posted by: KBK   2023-04-23 23:43  

#8  Instant Karma gonna get you...
Posted by: Regular joe   2023-04-23 14:45  

#7  Hopefully, they don’t give out funny nicknames in heaven or this guy will be whizzing cow for the next several millennia.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-04-23 14:32  

#6  And here's some kids thinking dad's cowhide belt was a bad deal...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-04-23 11:47  

#5   Being hit by a cow doesn’t have the same sizzle.

Who needs the sizzle when you’ve got the steak?
Posted by: trailing wife   2023-04-23 10:37  

#4  Occurs to me if he was a Hindu and got killed by a flying sacred animal, he done somebody bad.
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-04-23 09:51  

#3  Karma, she a bitch and she got pit bull puppies.
Posted by: Mercutio   2023-04-23 09:48  

#2  God says "Now watch the double bank shot."
Posted by: ed in texas   2023-04-23 09:47  

#1  I was expecting ‘when came in contact with 50,000 volt third rail kind of ending. Being hit by a cow doesn’t have the same sizzle.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2023-04-23 09:27  

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