| ...that’d be the joint planning committee of Hamas and Islamic Jihad in Gaza, belying claims that Hamas was not involved in the most recent missile shoot-off that got six senior PIJ officers killed... |
| Suuuure they did. But if it makes them and their listeners feel better to say so... |
...created after many members of the Egyptian Moslem Brotherhood decided the organization was becoming too moderate. Operations were conducted out of Egypt until 1981 when the group was exiled after the assassination of President Anwar Sadat. They worked out of Gaza until they were exiled to Lebanon in 1987, where they clove tightly to Hezbollah. In 1989 they moved to Damascus, where they remain a subsidiary of Hezbollah...
Movement in the Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamaswith about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about
oppressionand
disproportionate response...
Strip, Jenin, Leb
...an Iranian colony situated on the eastern Mediterranean, conveniently adjacent to Israel. Formerly inhabited by hardy Phoenecian traders, its official language is now Arabic, with the usual unpleasant side effects. The Leb civil war, between 1975 and 1990, lasted a little over 145 years and produced 120,000 fatalities. The average length of a ceasefire was measured in seconds. The Lebs maintain a precarious sectarian balance among Shiites, Sunnis, and about a dozeen flavors of Christians. It is the home of Hezbollah, which periodically starts a war with the Zionist Entity, gets Beirut pounded to rubble, and then declares victory and has a parade. The Lebs have the curious habit of periodically murdering their heads of state or prime ministers...and Syria, in memory of the deaders of the recent aggression on Gaza, that it "never allowed the enemy to unilaterally achieve its goal."
It went on to say that the Paleostinian resistance "thwarted the reckless criminal Benjamin Netanyahu’s policy of liquidation to achieve his goals."
The resistance factions’ joint room affirmed that this battle "proved, and will prove in the coming days, that the liquidations and crimes only increased the Paleostinian people and their resistance in violence, obstinacy, and determination to crush the arrogance of the occupier."
The room warned the enemy against any liquidation or foolishness, stressing that it would respond with full force in the depths of the enemy, uniformly and without any hesitation.