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Trump Indicted For Murder Of Tupac
2023-07-20
[BEE] LAS VEGAS — The infamous unsolved murder of rapper Tupac Shakur on the streets of Las Vegas, once thought to be a hit by the Southside Crips, is now believed to be the work of none other than former President Donald J. Trump, who authorities believe acted alone. Trump has been indicted for the murder.

A charge of murder in the first degree was brought by Special Counsel Jack Smith. "Tupac was murdered on Flamingo Road, less than two miles from where Trump Hotel later opened in 2017," he said. "Coincidence? I think not!"

Authorities now believe Trump fired a Glock .40-caliber pistol from the backseat of a white Cadillac while also somehow driving it. The rapper was struck four times in the chest and rushed to a hospital where he later succumbed to his wounds.

This marks the 3rd time Trump has been indicted in the last few months, clearly marking him as a public menace who should not be on the streets.

"Trump is a monster," Special Counsel Smith said. "I'll feel much safer when he's off the streets. What if he comes after Post Malone, next? Not on my watch!"

At publishing time, Trump's poll numbers had grown another 12% in response to the news.
Posted by:Besoeker

#8   4. Antifa and BLM rampage across the U.S.

To be fair, while not his fault they would not have been encouraged to act up had Mr. Trump lost the election in 2016 as planned.
Posted by: trailing wife   2023-07-20 22:32  

#7  Helen Kimble
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-07-20 19:39  

#6  And of course Jon Benet.
Posted by: Fred   2023-07-20 19:35  

#5  Jesus Crucifixion

Judge Crater

The Lindbergh baby
Posted by: M. Murcek   2023-07-20 11:08  

#4  I predict that before things are over Trump will be indicted for the following:
1. Aldean Las Vegas massacrer,
2. Nashville Christmas morning bombing,
3. 911
4. Antifa and BLM rampage across the U.S.
5. Hunter`s laptop material.
6. Others to follow.
Posted by: JohnQC   2023-07-20 11:05  

#3  I thought spurned Madonna killed her Xlover.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-07-20 09:39  

#2  But I thought Tupac was Harris' favorite living rapper?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-07-20 09:38  

#1  While the BB may be said in jest, many a jest has given people and DA's ideas.

Waiting to see what Jack Smith's rewarded for this, lame for even a kangaroo court process is? Will there be a $$ Million dollar book deal waiting for him in 2024? Of which, a large part of it is donated to the DNC-LSD, for a tax write-off. Or He invests in a Hunter ran company.☺

BTW: According to official reports, the .40 caliber Glock mysteriously later found in L.A. That the LV police were blamed for losing in 2006 during ballistic testing. It now turns out, it was taken by the ATF and destroyed.
Posted by: NN2N1   2023-07-20 07:39  

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