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I'm an ex KGB agent who was taught to seduce men - and I can show you how to get any man you want: My five top tips include a mind trick you should play on men |
2023-09-22 |
[MAIL] A former Russian spy who seduced foreign agents with her 'pillow talk' has launched a company teaching women how to get any man they want. Things I didn't know I needed to know. Aliia Roza, 39, was born behind the iron curtain in Kazakhstan, and spied for the Russian government shortly after the Soviet Union fell in 1991. She said she was a 'female James Bond' and became an expert in 'the psychology of men' so she was able to get top secret information by hitting on enemy agents. No longer a spy, in July 2017 she launched her own private members club - teaching women how to bag any man they want. Aliia teaches her 2,000 members that it doesn't matter how you look - you can still get whatever you want from men, she claims. She said the key is confidence - but her more controversial lessons include pretending you know secrets about your date to make them paranoid. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#17 Certain 'Ukrainian Energy Expert' would say yes please. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2023-09-22 18:02 |
#16 Kiddie gropers. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2023-09-22 16:37 |
#15 Aliia Roza, 39, was born behind the iron curtain in Kazakhstan, and spied for the Russian government shortly after the Soviet Union fell in 1991. At the age of 7? |
Posted by: Grom the Reflective 2023-09-22 16:09 |
#14 ..in other words, the US State Department and other countries Foreign Ministries have become so saturated with gay males that my skill are no longer needed. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2023-09-22 16:06 |
#13 Five Divorces Later, "I want to live a normal life and use my skills for good." |
Posted by: mossomo 2023-09-22 12:38 |
#12 Or only one leg if her name is Peggy. I'll go to my room, now |
Posted by: Frank G 2023-09-22 10:40 |
#11 For a lot of men it is as simple as having two legs and tits. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2023-09-22 10:21 |
#10 The hard part is not seducing men. The magic word is "Yes". The hard part is getting them to stay. |
Posted by: Enver Slager8035 2023-09-22 10:06 |
#9 "The real trick is how to cope with the unwarranted narcissism of your target, which brings us to chapters 2-13: Being Eric Swalwell." |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2023-09-22 10:01 |
#8 Does this mind trick involve investing in crypto? |
Posted by: ed in texas 2023-09-22 08:43 |
#7 ---"Hello, my name is Tiffany. I work as a hair stylist and moonlight as a stripper" |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2023-09-22 07:41 |
#6 "Mind the shoes!" |
Posted by: Frank G 2023-09-22 07:36 |
#5 I saw the name Roza and immediately thought of Rosa Kleb. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2023-09-22 07:34 |
#4 When your target is ugly politicians and homely bureaucrats I do believe she can get any of them to fall for her. I noticed she is not dating Tom Brady or Jimmy G |
Posted by: Airandee 2023-09-22 07:08 |
#3 "In lieu of perfume, I would hide strips of bacon in various places on my body. The good stuff" |
Posted by: Frank G 2023-09-22 06:28 |
#2 "...Roza was also taught to hold up a crudely lettered sign saying, 'COME AND GET IT', which seemed to work reasonably well." Mike |
Posted by: MikeKozlowski 2023-09-22 06:17 |
#1 Remainds me of all these people whose (very lucrative) business is to teach others how to get rich quick. |
Posted by: Grom the Reflective 2023-09-22 02:36 |