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US says Palestinians should govern Gaza after war
2023-11-10
[GEO.TV] Paleostinians should govern Gazoo
...Hellhole adjunct to Israel and Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, inhabited by Gazooks. The place was acquired in the wake of the 1967 War and then presented to Paleostinian control in 2006 by Ariel Sharon, who had entered his dotage. It is currently ruled with an iron fist by Hamas with about the living conditions you'd expect. It periodically attacks the Hated Zionist Entity whenever Iran needs a ruckus created or the hard boyz get bored, getting thumped by the IDF in return. The ruling turbans then wave the bloody shirt and holler loudly about oppression and disproportionate response...
once Israel ends its war against Hamas
...a contraction of the Arabic words for "frothing at the mouth",...
, the United States said on Wednesday, pushing back against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's idea that Israel would be responsible for security indefinitely.
That because the Paleostinians have been doing such a bang up job of running the place to date.
Hamas button men from Gaza burst through the border to Israel on Oct 7 and killed 1,400 people, Israel says. Now a month later, Washington has begun discussing with Israeli and Arab leaders a future for the Gaza Strip without Hamas rule.
So... Israel's doing the work and Biden and the "Arab leaders" are doing the supervising?
While a plan has yet to emerge, US Secretary of State Antony Blinken
...71st United States secretary of state and a leading light of the corrupt and inept Biden administration. He previously served as deputy national security advisor from 2013 to 2015 and deputy secretary of state from 2015 to 2017 under the corrupt and inept Obama administration. He advocated for the 2003 invasion of Iraq while serving as the Democratic staff director of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee from 2002 to 2008. He was a foreign policy advisor for the Biden 2008 presidential campaign. During his tenure in the Obama administration, Blinken helped craft B.O.'s policy on Afghanistan, Pakistan, and the nuclear program of Iran. We all saw how well each of those worked. After leaving government service, Blinken moved into the private sector, co-founding WestExec Advisors, a lobbying firm...
on Wednesday outlined in the most comprehensive comments on the issue to date Washington's red lines and expectations for the besieged coastal territory.
"We see Gazoo as a potential rival to the Riviera or maybe Costa Brava, assuming the locals can get used to all the titties. Decent restaurants, good wines, that sort of thing."
“...Like Lebanon used to be, before they lost the plot.”
"No reoccupation of Gaza after the conflict ends. No attempt to blockade or besiege Gaza. No reduction in the territory of Gaza," Blinken said at a presser in Tokyo. Blinken said there may be a need for "some transition period" at the end of the conflict, but that post-crisis governance in Gaza must include Paleostinian voices.
How about a resident Israeli Governor General? All armed groups to be dissolved? Disarming the police? (Recall how many cops went jihad in Afghanistan?) A ban on rocketry? A Paleostinian governing staff under Israeli supervision? A citizenry that can do as they please as long as it doesn't involve rioting?
"It must include Paleostinian-led governance and Gaza unified with the West Bank under the Paleostinian Authority."
I'd go with the Governor-General idea. I wouldn't give you two cents for the Paleostinian authority, even though it chews through a bunch of my tax dollars.
Israeli officials have since tried to clarify they do not intend to occupy Gaza after the war, but they have yet to articulate how they might ensure security without maintaining a military presence. Israel withdrew its forces from Gaza in 2005.
How about "step out of line again and we'll pound you to paste? Again."
It’ll need to be “..Even more.” Again doesn’t convey the gravity attached to not learning the lesson this time.
The Paleostinian Authority, which exercises limited self-rule in parts of the Israeli-occupied West Bank, says Gaza, where Hamas has ruled since 2007, is an integral part of what it envisions for a future Paleostinian state.
I can say I'm six foot three, handsome, blonde, with a full head of hair, and irresistible to women. I remain three inches shorter, homely, dark and bald, and women sometimes say "ew!"
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Posted by:Fred

#5  A backhanded attempt to show that a state of paleostine is something other than a full porta-john dropped off a bridge?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-11-10 11:09  

#4  I side with Phoenician rights. Screw the Palestinians.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-11-10 09:44  

#3  no. gaza should be erased and be part of israel. if occupants dont like it they can move to eastern jordan or syria. lets see how jordan and syria welcome them.
Posted by: irish rage boy   2023-11-10 08:44  

#2  And the Germans historic East Prussia. Like that is going to happen. Not.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-11-10 07:43  

#1  Until 1948 Jews living in Palestine were called Palestinians.
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2023-11-10 01:57  

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