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Economy
Shocking moment BULL is spotted running loose on train tracks at Newark Penn Station - causing delays up to 45 minutes as creature still hasn't been caught
2023-12-15
[Daily Mail, where America gets its news] Ready for a market crash?
  • It's unclear how the brazen bull made its way to the NJ train station - but police still haven't been able to capture him

  • Footage from Penn Station showed baffled commuters on the platform

  • They watched the brown creature trot on the train tracks just before 11am
Posted by:Skidmark

#4  Sounds like the legend of the Minotaur. Prolly feeding on homeless people and junkies as it prowls the subway labyrinths.
Posted by: SteveS   2023-12-15 10:50  

#3  Looks like a Long Horn.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2023-12-15 10:16  

#2  So how can 600++ LBS of Fresh Beef (yummy cooked beef on the hoof) survive loose in NEWARK?

I can already see it rotating around at Rock-ro-bellas now, on Ferry Street in Brazilian sector beside Newark Penn Station.
Posted by: NN2N1   2023-12-15 06:41  

#1  I blame Schlitz.
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-12-15 05:55  

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