| #10 *happy sigh* You go, Zenobia F! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2024-01-13 23:32 |
| #9 The Scramble for Beachy Head Poor Africa, held in the thrall Of our islands so spacious, so small That before her chaste race Overflows the wee place, Mighty Blighty must welcome them all! |
| Posted by: Elmomort Lover of the Esquimeaux9677 2024-01-13 22:12 |
| #8 And speaking of producers and racism and stuff... The luvvie was, naturally, skittish At being selected -- Black British! -- To play the Rasul On the Beeb, to mark Yule: "Bruv, not cool! I can't sing this... it's Yiddish!" |
| Posted by: Elmomort Lover of the Esquimeaux9677 2024-01-13 21:50 |
| #7 Casteing Call, or, The Black Irish Baritones That British producer was wary: "A les6ian secret'ry? Scary. Why mess with success? Cast a man in a dress -- Someone tall, dark, and handsome -- as Kerry!" "But... who would replace him as Barry?" "Why, one of those other two! Larry?" Not to slight the able Mr. Elba. |
| Posted by: Elmomort Lover of the Esquimeaux9677 2024-01-13 21:32 |
| #6 Boris and Mr. Ed can do the forward from Higher Ground Productions. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2024-01-13 13:54 |
| #5 Knowing Netflix, Lizzo. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2024-01-13 13:53 |
| #4 According to unreliable Hollywood sources, Netflix has started work on The John Kerry Story. No word on whether Lurch will be played by Boris Karloff or Mr Ed. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2024-01-13 13:26 |
| #3 ^Seconded… |
| Posted by: Warthog 2024-01-13 09:27 |
| #2 ^ SOTD worthy. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2024-01-13 06:22 |
| #1 "John Kerry marries another rich widow" Snark O'The Day |
| Posted by: Frank G 2024-01-13 05:59 |
