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Hell prepares for the arrival of OJ Simpson
2024-04-11
[ABC] O.J. Simpson, the former football great who was accused of and ultimately acquitted of the brutal 1994 slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, has died, according to his family. He was 76.
Search for the "real killer" finally ends.
"On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace," a statement from his family said.
Justice 20 years delayed.
Posted by:Besoeker

#18  Making of a monster: A drag queen father who died of AIDS... a daughter who drowned aged two... and years of brutal violence against women - TOM LEONARD reveals the dark truths behind OJ Simpson's murderous rage
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-04-11 23:42  

#17  Hopefully he'll spend eternity being stuffed into a garbage disposal.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2024-04-11 17:45  

#16  I want to know what he told Rosie Greer when they met after O J's arrest.
Posted by: Deacon+Blues   2024-04-11 16:41  

#15  Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and John Elway?
A: One drives a slow, white Bronco. The other is a slow, white Bronco.
Posted by: SteveS   2024-04-11 15:42  

#14  GT, I have the three step modern entertainment recovery program at, in order to prevent shock:
The Naked Gun
Airplane!
Blazing Saddles

After knowing the joke behind every scene, they will be able to:
Understand Satire
Know how boring modern corporate media entertainment companies are
That Spaceballs is not a Disney Star War origin movie
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-04-11 15:37  

#13   The TV people went bonkers and stayed that way until OJ's trial was over.

Not just here at home. We were living in Germany at the time, and both the German and the British news media covered the trial in exhaustive detail. A number of my acquaintances demanded I explain the whys and wherefores to them, accustomed as they were to the presumption of guilt that is standard in so much of the world.
Posted by: trailing wife   2024-04-11 15:22  

#12  Nicole tired of a tight fitting glove.
She went for a guy that swatted his own balls.
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-04-11 14:47  

#11  His highlights show he fit like a glove with The Bills.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-04-11 13:32  

#10  His football career was before my time, but I understand he could really slash through a gap.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-04-11 13:30  

#9  My number hasn't changed. Ring me up when you get here.
Posted by: Besoeker   2024-04-11 13:03  

#8  I remember well the day that picture was taken of the Ford Bronco being followed by all those cop cars. Before the cops located the Bronco they used helicopters to search all over southern California. On my way home northbound on Interstate 5 after work, the traffic was seriously jammed because a police helicopter was hovering over the freeway and frequently dipping low over the freeway to get a closer look. I saw on the television when I finally got home that they were looking for OJ as far south as northern San Diego County. The TV people went bonkers and stayed that way until OJ's trial was over. I don't remember how long that took but it seems like it must have been a total media circus for over a year.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2024-04-11 13:03  

#7  Don't forget 'Blazing Saddles' which included the groundbreaking scene of Cleavon Little taking himself hostage...and the moronic white people who took him seriously. No idea why that came to mind.
Posted by: Glonter Thager4169   2024-04-11 12:55  

#6  In a movie (which couldn't be made today) full of great scenes, in Shrek 2 during the episode of 'Knights' (parody of the TV show Cops for you Tiktokrs) there is a quick quip about Shrek and Donkey (they had taken the Happily Ever After potion) 'in pursuit of a white bronco'.

If you kids want to get really brave, check out the movie The Naked Gun.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-04-11 11:58  

#5  IMO: OJ was a great athlete and a jealous husband. I see no chance for hell. He will repeat until he gets it right. same forme. same for you.
Posted by: irish+rage+boy   2024-04-11 11:55  

#4  [Bee] O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was.
Posted by: Frank G   2024-04-11 11:51  

#3  Nah, let 'em rip!
Posted by: DooDahMan   2024-04-11 11:50  

#2  Is it too soon for slow, white Bronco jokes?
Posted by: SteveS   2024-04-11 11:47  

#1  My ex wife threw this away 20years ago
Posted by: Beavis   2024-04-11 11:43  

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