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King Chuck starting to fear Prince Harry's bankruptcy

2024-08-01

[GEO.TV] King Chuck

...King of England, Scotland, Ireland -- at least part of it -- Wales, Gibraltar, the Falkland Islands, and places like that. The first King Chuck had his head chopped off, the second one was Good Time Charlie. The third once wanted to be a tampon and thinks we'll all be extinct within the next seven years...
is reportedly starting to grow petrified about what Prince Harry
will be forced into, once his money runs dry.

Prince Andrew no doubt would have happily hired out as a gigolo, were he in need of funds, but Prince Harry has a status-conscious wife, poor man.

Royal news hound Robert Jobson made this revelation public in his upcoming book Catherine: The Princess of Wales.

According to an extract of it, by the Daily Mail, "What worries His Majesty, and his top team,’ says a Palace official, ’is what is going to happen when all the money runs out’," given how much of a plague Prince Harry is being.

In regards to this the expert also went as far as to suggest possible avenues that the Sussexes are looking into and they reportedly involve "trying to find an income stream [...] that doesn’t involve dishing dirt on the Royal Family" because "the public have wearied of their constant complaints."

Posted by:Fred

#9 There is always Only Fans. Working title “ A Prick of a Prince”

Posted by: Ululating Platypus 2024-08-01 22:15

#8 "...He's going to ask for his allowance again..."

Posted by: ed in texas 2024-08-01 14:57

#7 Yes. Her.
Thank you.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2024-08-01 11:46

#6 ^ You mean ~~Me-Again~~ Meghan?

Posted by: Frank G 2024-08-01 11:35

#5 He should be.

If he runs out of money, Kate is going to divorce his ass, sue him for accustomed living standard alimony, grab a younger guy of dubious sexuality and wear him like a purse for her tell-all fact and fiction speaking tour.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2024-08-01 10:44

#4 i like harry. 2 tours in afghanistan.doing what the olden kings of england used to do. read his book 'spare'.

Posted by: irish rage boy 2024-08-01 09:57

#3 Give him the King Edward treatment.

Posted by: IS 2024-08-01 08:03

#2 Oh, the entitlement.

Posted by: Procopius2k 2024-08-01 08:01

#1 King Charles desperate to avoid ‘knockdown’ war with Prince Andrew, who refuses to leave lavish digs: expert

Posted by: Skidmark 2024-08-01 06:22

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