| #11 Missed this and double posted it- sorry. Thank you for the heads up, Ululating Platypus. Your submission is now deleted from the hopper. Teamwork! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2024-08-24 22:38 |
| #10 A mosquito has been hospitalized? That Fuckin Jay Inslee paying for insect care! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2024-08-24 20:10 |
| #9 Missed this and double posted it- sorry. In other news, in Washington, a mosquito has been hospitalized with a mysterious viral illness. |
| Posted by: Ululating Platypus 2024-08-24 19:48 |
| #8 If my reading is true, then every jab reduces your resistance to other infections, basically man-made AIDS. May he enjoy every infectious disease out there. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2024-08-24 16:36 |
| #7 Such a great man of medicine, sick, And so frequently? "Grouchy." "A dick." Thus the organs arrest Those that know him the best, Lowly servants and servers who... "Ick." |
| Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452 2024-08-24 16:35 |
| #6 Don't get well |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2024-08-24 14:46 |
| #5 Perhaps he could look into some sort of horse medicine? |
| Posted by: Crusader 2024-08-24 14:12 |
| #4 Karma's a bitch, isn't it Dr. |
| Posted by: Warthog 2024-08-24 13:44 |
| #3 Science! says the best way to prevent dying from West Nile is to put a bag of sand flies over his head. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2024-08-24 12:18 |
| #2 He is sick so often, one has to wonder if he is failing to practice basic hygiene: wash hands with soap every few hours and avoid touching the T-zone. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2024-08-24 12:07 |
| #1 Massachusetts town approves voluntary LOCKDOWN after dark as fears of incurable mosquito-borne infection grow |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2024-08-24 09:44 |