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Police Audio, Report Confirm Haitian Goose-Hunting In Ohio: ‘They All Had Geese In Their Hands’
2024-09-12
[Federalist] A recording of a police phone call obtained by The Federalist reveals a local resident reporting a group of Haitian migrants carrying four geese in Springfield, Ohio two weeks ago.

"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about four of ’em, they all had geese in their hand," the caller tells the public services dispatcher in the audio recording of the call.

According to a police report reviewed by The Federalist, the call was placed on Aug. 26, before the Columbus suburb located roughly 50 miles from the state capital became nationally known this week for epitomizing the nation’s migrant crisis. The caller told the dispatcher he saw four migrants in total, two men and two women, each carrying a single goose.

"I was trying to get my phone out and I was trying to make it to this orientation on time," the caller continued. "I’m time crunching here, and I saw that, I’m like, ’Yeah this has got to be reported," he tells the non-emergency police dispatcher.

"How many geese did they have?" the dispatcher asks the caller in the recording.

"Uh, they each had one," he replies.

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Posted by:Besoeker

#18  qu'est-ce que c'est?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-09-12 21:29  

#17   ...the troopers are for additional traffic control, because it seems the Haitians don't know the rules of the road and don't speak English. Plus, many have never driven before.

The Haitians will probably also need help voting, what with being unfamiliar with marking ballots printed in English.
Posted by: SteveS   2024-09-12 20:42  

#16  -hypothetical-

Team Trump: We want to have a rally in Springfield, OH.

Secret Service: Too dangerous.

Team Trump: Oh really, why?
Makes an Ad.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-09-12 19:47  

#15  I'm getting the vibe that the Donks have set off a Streisand Effect with Springfield.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2024-09-12 16:51  

#14  Some countries (cambodia, Thailand,Korea) eat dog. I believe Obama said he ate dog once.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2024-09-12 15:17  

#13  Cats were so highly regarded in ancient Egypt that the punishment for killing one was death.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2024-09-12 14:54  

#12  If those are Canada geese they're killing, I agree it's a good thing. Those critters deserve to die.

Cats and dogs are another matter.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2024-09-12 14:20  

#11  After killing and cleaning geese from his hunt, a fellow told me his recipe was to cook them over a fire lathered in garlic and butter on a cedar plank. Then eat the plank.
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-09-12 13:18  

#10  They're just killing the avian pests that Americans won't.
Posted by: Crusader   2024-09-12 13:05  

#9  ABC is reporting a bomb threat to City Building in Springfield.
Posted by: Cleared Cookies Lost Nic   2024-09-12 12:44  

#8  No wonder I'm getting multiple fronts about how sexy van life is. The cat ladies can just wish cast that away as Living the Dream.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-09-12 11:54  

#7  Not Gaza, Oakland
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2024-09-12 11:43  

#6  In searching for Dewine, I saw he claims the troopers are for additional traffic control, because it seems the Haitians don't know the rules of the road and don't speak English. Plus, many have never driven before.

But that's not problem of unfettered, unwanted immigration?
Posted by: Bobby   2024-09-12 11:18  

#5  The NY Times is reporting Gov. Dewine is sending troopers and $ to Springfield. Only after he was embarrassed nationally. Dewine supports Temporary Protected Status of Haitians. Dewine sponsors a private school in Haiti named after his daughter.
Posted by: Cleared Cookies Lost Nic   2024-09-12 11:12  

#4  Never mind the geese - what about long-pig?
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2024-09-12 10:45  

#3  ^
I agree.
Posted by: Lord Garth    2024-09-12 10:05  

#2  Contrarian view: No one who lives near them likes the damn geese anyway.
Posted by: Mercutio   2024-09-12 10:01  

#1  This is obviously Russian disinformation!
Posted by: Gromble+Dribble4342   2024-09-12 06:37  

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