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Leaked Hezbollah intelligence documents have been discovered regarding the damage from the pager explosions.
2024-09-20
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⚠️BREAKING: Leaked Hezbollah intelligence documents have been discovered regarding the damage from the pager explosions.

- 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in "reproductive organs."
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW. pic.twitter.com/DYOaBHJwr7

— Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) September 20, 2024
Posted by:3dc

#20  :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2024-09-20 22:46  

#19  When the Bete Noir of Mahmoud The Weasel gets an updated storyline.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-09-20 21:05  

#18  ^ "OK, you fucked up. You trusted us"

/Abu Otter
Posted by: Frank G   2024-09-20 20:09  

#17  When the Ayatollah issues you a pager and it becomes a ticket to paradise morale improves
Posted by: Alpha2c    2024-09-20 17:40  

#16  Can't use phones. Can't use pagers. OK, Akmed we meet today to work out out plans.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2024-09-20 17:20  

#15  Yet another shocking story. Enjoy and share:

https://www.tiktok.com/@danny.jokes/video/7416506031687191813

Posted by: Besoeker   2024-09-20 16:35  

#14  Sounds like Hezbollah's communications are hopelessly compromised.
Posted by: badanov   2024-09-20 15:49  

#13  Would they distinguish "injured in reproductive organs" from "permanent function damage"? I'm a bit dubious.
Posted by: James   2024-09-20 15:47  

#12  Ref #10 above
The USMC thanks the IDF for a long-overdue debt being paid in full!
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2024-09-20 13:29  

#11  Iraq's Kataib Hezbollah says one of its terrorists killed in 'Zionist attack' on Damascus
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2024-09-20 11:59  

#10  IDF strike kills Hezbollah Radwan Force chief Ibrahim Aqil in Beirut
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2024-09-20 11:40  

#9  They can fib and lie about all the numbers but being blind or missing an eye is tough to hide.
Posted by: Airandee   2024-09-20 11:39  

#8  https://www.jns.org/whole-of-hezbollahs-senior-command-level-likely-damaged/
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2024-09-20 11:15  

#7  Killed by a pager?
No virgins for you!
As a consolation prize you will get a contentious and fretful mother in law.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2024-09-20 10:54  

#6  #5 Work hard doctor. We don't want them buried out of sight. We want them around as a reminder.
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2024-09-20 10:22  

#5  Surgeon 'became robotic' to treat sheer volume of wounded Lebanese
Posted by: Skidmark   2024-09-20 09:42  

#4  Some would say that just being a Palestinian constitutes "permanent damage".
Posted by: SteveS   2024-09-20 09:14  

#3  that's 1613 with permanent damage, not 613
Posted by: Lord Garth   2024-09-20 09:12  

#2  Hope so!
Posted by: Squinty+Hatfield8204   2024-09-20 09:10  

#1  Yeah! Looks legit to me!
Posted by: `AlmostAmonymous5839   2024-09-20 08:50  

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