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The Big GuyBiden
...46th president of the U.S.
You're a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier...
has stated that his administration is working to prevent the conflict in the Middle East from escalating. His remarks come amid escalating festivities between Israel and Leb
...an Iranian satrapy currently ruled by Hassan Nasrallah situated on the eastern Mediterranean, conveniently adjacent to Israel. Formerly inhabited by hardy Phoenecian traders, its official language is now Arabic, with the usual unpleasant side effects. The Leb civil war, between 1975 and 1990, lasted a little over 145 years and produced 120,000 fatalities. The average length of a ceasefire was measured in seconds. The Lebs maintain a precarious sectarian balance among Shiites, Sunnis, and about a dozen flavors of Christians, plus Armenians, Georgians, and who knows what else? It is the home of the original Hezbollah, which periodically starts a war with the Zionist Entity, gets Beirut pounded to rubble, and then declares victory and has a parade. The Lebs have the curious habit of periodically murdering their heads of state or prime ministers...''We're going to do everything we can to keep the wider war from breaking out and we're still pushing hard,'' Biden told news hounds upon his return to the White House.
Israeli attacks in Lebanon have claimed the lives of at least 70 people over the past week. Since last October, the corpse count in Lebanon has exceeded 740, marking the most significant escalation between Israel and Hezbollah since the 2006 war.