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Virgins of Paradise will have no menstruation, saliva, mucus, urine or excrement. Muslim men will have the sexual strength of a few men
2024-10-11
[X] Will they have to keep the poor things away from sharp objects, lest they blow away? Western men can order those from a catalog, though they also require a bicycle pump to inflate the things upon delivery
Posted by:Fred

#14  Sorry I have Samantha Fish on YouTube...
Samantha wins!
Posted by: 3dc   2024-10-11 20:06  

#13  Buraqback Mountain, or, Mecca in the Fall
Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452   2024-10-11 19:25  

#12  Buzzed Heaven's muezzins, "Get Muzzin'!
Each Muslim must hump his six dozen
Five times every day!"
"Whoa."
Mohammed goes gay
With his lazy misogynist cousin.
...
"So far, so good..."
[soft landing in sand dune]
"That shit too much like work!"
"You said it! I'd rather shirk."
[muezzin's call]
"Well, almost."
[contented sighs]
Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452   2024-10-11 19:23  

#11  You mean tranny dudes?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2024-10-11 12:46  

#10  Guess those raisins just don't have the pull they did 20 years ago. Times, they are a changin'.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2024-10-11 12:36  

#9  They fail to understand who will be doing what when they receive their 72 virgin demons.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2024-10-11 10:42  

#8   or they're all necrophiliacs. Apparently, they've received no complaints...

I'll go to my room now...
Posted by: Warthog   2024-10-11 09:43  

#7  As TW alluded, sounds like the 'virgins' are adult sized inflatable dolls..
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2024-10-11 09:38  

#6  so?
or?
Posted by: Mercutio   2024-10-11 09:23  

#5  Motivated by Basic Instincts. If he'd not died in battle, Uriah the Hittite might say there's little actually new here.

Once again, it's all about control.
Posted by: Besoeker   2024-10-11 07:20  

#4  Vivid is shortchanging the reader... it's not just a few men. He goes on to say Allah will give you the sexual strength of 100 men
Posted by: Anon1   2024-10-11 05:04  

#3  untouched by man or djinn????

how do the djinn touch up their women??
Posted by: Anon1   2024-10-11 05:02  

#2  would you kiss someone who had no saliva?

can you imagine the horror of "sexual strength of a few men" with no mucus for lubrication?

What is he even thinking??? I don't think he understands biology
Posted by: Anon1   2024-10-11 05:00  

#1  Of course, young boys do not menstruate.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia    2024-10-11 02:13  

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