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| Russia announces it has developed a cancer vaccine, free for all citizens |
| 2024-12-18 |
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #10 Oops. Caraway-Pickle Milano, Commissar? "The planet has cancer..." [woke crowing] "But I have a vaccine!" [cue woeing] Oncologist future: "Is hopeless. Nurse, suture." ... "Your tumor was already growing." |
| Posted by: Pancho Poodle8452 2024-12-18 19:16 |
| #9 Genius. "Look for it on your friendly family pharm@cy's shelves between Beebo's Placebo and Dr. Algore's Patented Elephant Repellent!" [close-up: hands grabbing vials of Poot-Shoot... as Otto Parts decants gen3ric vodka in storeroom] |
| Posted by: Cramp Henbane5054 2024-12-18 19:06 |
| #8 "Would you buy a cancer vaccine from this man?"___Anonymeme |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2024-12-18 14:07 |
| #7 Is it perhaps lead based? |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2024-12-18 13:27 |
| #6 Canada's MAID process is better than a cancer vaccine. None who undergo MAID will ever get cancer. |
| Posted by: Elmaper+McGurque1612 2024-12-18 13:04 |
| #5 Britany Griner missed her chance. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2024-12-18 12:20 |
| #4 How lucky the label is in English |
| Posted by: Frank G 2024-12-18 12:11 |
| #3 "Cancer vaccine". Does it prevent it or give it? |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2024-12-18 08:52 |
| #2 I'll wait to see the actual field vs. lab test data results. Even if it's real, and the experts are singing phrases. |
| Posted by: NN2N1 2024-12-18 05:25 |
| #1 Somewhere, Trofim Lysenko smiles. |
| Posted by: Grom the Reflective 2024-12-18 00:50 |