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Florida man nabbed allegedly trying to outrun troopers while wearing Dalmatian onesie
2025-02-05
[FoxNews] Man escaped after being shot with a stun gun twice, authorities say.

A Florida man was recently arrested after leading authorities on a wild chase on Jan. 27 while wearing a Dalmatian onesie, according to police.

Dylan Keith Devereaux, 36, is charged with fleeing to elude, escaping, reckless driving, leaving the scene involving property damage, battery on a law enforcement officer, assault on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, resisting an officer without violence, depriving a law enforcement officer of equipment, drug equipment possession, possession of a new legend drug, possession of methamphetamine, and petit larceny, according to court records.
Posted by:Skidmark

#10  Oh, Dalmatian Dog. I'm a nerd.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2025-02-05 20:08  

#9  Bernie Sanders condemns this man.
Posted by: Super Hose   2025-02-05 17:52  

#8  re #6: It was probably peeing on the hydrant that kicked the whole shmgeggah off.
Posted by: Mercutio   2025-02-05 11:53  

#7  leading authorities on a wild chase

"Where's the fire?"
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-02-05 10:30  

#6  But he wasn't barking or bothering anyone.
Posted by: Besoeker   2025-02-05 09:47  

#5  If you were dressed like that, you'd run too.
Posted by: Mercutio   2025-02-05 09:45  

#4  I doubt this is how Mr White got his start.
Posted by: Cesare   2025-02-05 08:37  

#3  possession of a new legend drug
??
Posted by: Frank G   2025-02-05 07:11  

#2  The suspect's girlfriend told troopers she did not want them near her home since she had drugs inside and did not want to go to jail, according to the report.
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-02-05 06:59  

#1  
The Liberals & Democrats sure attract some weird ones.

But come to things of it, I do see a lot of heavy set 18-30 year females wearing these at Wally World.
Posted by: NN2N1   2025-02-05 02:57  

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