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Greta forced to sit in aisle seat in last row on deportation flight
2025-06-11
Nice satire by Free Beacon
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The Jewish state of Israel has committed yet another genocidal war crime against humanity by sadistically torturing an autistic 22-year-old child aboard an El Al deportation flight on Tuesday. Greta Thunberg, the Swedish climate activist, was "kidnapped" earlier this week after her Gaza-bound resistance yacht was intercepted by Zionist occupational forces. The torture began almost immediately.

Thunberg, who suffers from severe mental anguish on account of being passionate about climate change, was ruthlessly taunted by her militant captors. They offered her water in a plastic bottle; a major contributor to ocean pollution and fossil fuel consumption; as well as a shockingly mediocre sandwich that was also wrapped in earth-killing plastic. Academic experts have described this as a form of psychological torture; akin to mock execution; that is arguably more traumatic than waterboarding due to the existential nature of the climate change threat...
Related:
Greta Thunberg 06/10/2025 Detained flotilla activists brought to airport, with deportations to start in coming hours
Greta Thunberg 06/10/2025 Tunisia activists launch Gaza-bound convoy in 'symbolic act'
Greta Thunberg 06/09/2025 Israel confirms it took control of Gaza-bound boat, activists to be sent home

Posted by:Lord Garth

#3  So, she gets a Mediterranean cruise & a free flight home?
Posted by: Grom the Reflective   2025-06-11 13:54  

#2  

Greta Thunberg molested on Deportation flight blames climate change.
Posted by:    2025-06-11 13:10  

#1  last row

Within wafting range of the potties.
Posted by: Skidmark   2025-06-11 11:54  

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