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Arab League unanimously approves Saudi peace plan
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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Constant Talking Gets Wife Arrested
A Tempe housewife was arrested early Monday morning after her husband complained that she wouldn't stop talking. Alyanna Allah, 38, was taken into custody on suspicion of disorderly conduct, officers said.

The couple had "live-in" guests in their apartments, according to Tempe police spokesman Mike Horn. The wife wanted the guests to move out, according to Horn. The husband did not want to get involved, officers said. The wife started making threats. Her voice was so loud, the next-door neighbors heard her threats of violence, Horn said. Her husband told police his wife's constant talking and threats of physical harm lasted two days, and kept him from getting any sleep, officers said.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 03/29/2007 10:18 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  There's a picture at the link. Combined with the yap yap yap, I don't think hubby will be making any Lou Gehrig speeches...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/29/2007 10:32 Comments || Top||

#2  This is a strange story. The wife was talking so loud that the neighbors could hear her. Were the unwanted guests deaf?
Posted by: Fester Jomons8988 || 03/29/2007 12:08 Comments || Top||

#3  Her picture reminds me of one of the defense attorneys on Law and Order. And the situation brings the old Coasters song to mind-- "Yakety Yak. Don't talk Back!"
Posted by: GK || 03/29/2007 12:46 Comments || Top||


Today's Idiot
NewsChannel 11 Reporter Released On Bond
Amarillo, TX - While conducting an undercover investigation testing hospital security, Amarillo police arrested NewsChannel 11's Investigative Reporter, Cecelia Jones, at Baptist St. Anthony's Health System. Amarillo police have now charged Cecelia with two counts of attempted aggravated kidnapping. She is out of jail and back in Lubbock.

In the wake of the recent abduction of baby Mychael Darthard-Dawodu from Covenant Lakeside, Cecelia planned a report and went up to Amarillo to test hospital security there. She planned this undercover investigation with station management and consulted with legal council. The plan for the investigation had her mirror the profile of the accused abductor in Lubbock's recent kidnapping case.

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Posted by: Seafarious || 03/29/2007 01:58 || Comments || Link || [7 views] Top|| File under:

#1  In the wake of the recent abduction of baby Mychael Darthard-Dawodu

You'd think the kid's name bracelet alone would have pinned him to the incubator.
Posted by: Zenster || 03/29/2007 4:37 Comments || Top||

#2  Baptist St. Anthony's Hospital

As if the baby unit nurses, aides, Dr. and tecs don't have enough to worry about, now they have ambitious reporters stalking the halls trying to snatch little babies under their care. jeebus for fame and fortune no less.
Posted by: RD || 03/29/2007 5:03 Comments || Top||

#3  This is yet another black eye for Lubbock in the national media.
I think it is a conspiracy organized by radical DixieChickistas.
I can't figure out, though, how they persuaded Mayor David Miller to make an ass of himself by repeatedly trying to turn City Council meetings into prayer vigils, or police chief Claude Jones to arrest the Chippendale dancers, or city traffic engineer Jere Hart to persist with the nations's worst red lights, or Councilman Gary Boren to interfere with city personnel matters (thereby forcing his recent resignation), or Cecelia Jones to pull this stunt.
It must be some sort of mind-control technology provided by Chickista collaborators in Oklahoma or some other enemy country. It's them Evil-oo-shunists, or maybe devil-worshipping science cults, I tell you.
For more on the continuing saga of Lubbock's mysterious epidemic of high-profile stupidity, see Pratt on Texas.

Btw, I've mentioned a couple of times on Rantburg that I served a term as mayor of a town in Texas. IT WASN'T LUBBOCK! (And I might deny it if it had been).
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy || 03/29/2007 6:08 Comments || Top||

#4  For crissakes, Cecelia, it's not even a sweeps month.
Coming up next: "Cecelia Jones Investigates: Up Close and Personal with the Texas Justice System"...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/29/2007 9:14 Comments || Top||

#5  AC - What, no grief for the cops, who've taken what should have been, at most, a trespassing charge and turned it into aggravated kidnapping? Seems they're the real idiots here.
Posted by: Angie Schultz || 03/29/2007 10:17 Comments || Top||

#6  Up Close and Personal with the Texas Justice System"... LOL!

Angie, that was my first thought as well. But I can't help feeling it serves her right. It is not really a story to show that you can walk into a maternity ward unnoticed. In order to prove her point that security was poor she would have to have been able to walk out with a baby to prove her point. Additionally, airing an episode like that would have been instructive to potential kidnappers.

They probably wanted to charge her with felony stupidity and since that's not possible....
Posted by: Fester Jomons8988 || 03/29/2007 13:07 Comments || Top||


Africa Subsaharan
Over 70 Nigerians die in fuel truck fire
More than 70 Nigerians were burnt to death when a tanker truck caught fire while they were gathering fuel that was spilling out of it, police in northern Kaduna state said on Wednesday. Crowds of local villagers had gathered with buckets and jerry cans after the truck carrying 33,000 litres of fuel went out of control and crashed onto its side. The victims were buried in a mass grave hours after the disaster. “The accident happened on Monday evening. About an hour after the crash petrol started oozing out of the tanker so the local villagers decided to scoop. More than 70 lives were lost,” said Kaduna state police spokesman Saad Yahaya. He said the driver of the truck had tried to warn the villagers about the danger of getting close to the tanker but they had ignored his advice. Such tragedies are common in Nigeria, where poverty and recurrent fuel shortages make the lure of free petrol irresistible to many.
Posted by: Fred || 03/29/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [8 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Add to that the lure of smoking while stealing.
Posted by: gromky || 03/29/2007 0:46 Comments || Top||

#2  Over 70 Nigerians die in fuel truck fire

Zenster's First Law: Never, NEVER, crowd about a leaking petrol tanker!

Zenster's Second Law: Never eat oysters when you're lonely.

Zenster's Third Law: Never trust the punctuality of a Muslim gun bearer.

Zenster's Fourth Law: There is no fourth law!

Let's crack a tube!
Posted by: Zenster || 03/29/2007 4:54 Comments || Top||

#3  Again, the Nigerian version of the capsized ferry...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/29/2007 9:17 Comments || Top||

#4  Two questions, Zenster:

1. What is your Zeroith Law, and

2. Please translate, "Let's crack a tube!" It sounds vaguely like rocket science, but in that case surely it isn't a good idea?
Posted by: trailing wife || 03/29/2007 10:00 Comments || Top||

#5  As a member of the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. I can tell you it's aussie for popping a beer.
Posted by: bruce || 03/29/2007 10:54 Comments || Top||

#6  Second Bruce Goodday, Bruce!
First Bruce Oh, Hello Bruce!
Third Bruce How are yer Bruce?
First Bruce Bit crook, Bruce.
Second Bruce Where's Bruce?
First Bruce He's not here, Bruce.
Third Bruce Blimey, s'hot in here, Bruce.
First Bruce S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Second Bruce That's a strange expression, Bruce.
First Bruce Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Third Bruce She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
Second Bruce Ah, here comes the Bossfella now! - how are you, Bruce?
Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael
Fourth Bruce Goodday, Bruce, Hello Bruce, how are you, Bruce? Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a chap from pommie land... who'll be joining us this year here in the Philosophy Department of the University of Woolamaloo.
All Goodday.
Fourth Bruce Michael Baldwin - this is Bruce. Michael Baldwin - this is Bruce. Michael Baldwin - this is Bruce.
First Bruce Is your name not Bruce, then?
Michael No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Bruce Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?
Fourth Bruce Well, Gentlemen, I think we'd better start the meeting. Before we start, though, I'll ask the padre for a prayer.
First Bruce snaps a plastic dog-collar round his neck. They all lower their heads.
First Bruce Oh Lord, we beseech thee, have mercy on our faculty, Amen!!
All Amen!
Fourth Bruce Crack the tubes, right! (Third Bruce starts opening beer cans) Er, Bruce, I now call upon you to welcome Mr. Baldwin to the Philosophy Department.
Second Bruce I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
All Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce Now, Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheepdip.
Third Bruce What's does new Bruce teach?
Fourth Bruce New Bruce will be teaching political science - Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benet.
Second Bruce Those are cricketers, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce Oh, spit!
Third Bruce Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce In addition, as he's going to be teaching politics, I've told him he's welcome to teach any of the great socialist thinkers, provided he makes it clear that they were wrong.
They all stand up.
All Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen!
They sit down.
Fourth Bruce Any questions?
Second Bruce New Bruce - are you a pooftah?
Fourth Bruce Are you a pooftah?
Michael No!
Fourth Bruce No right, well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs. Rule two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching. Rule three - no pooftahs. Rule four - I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out. Rule five - no pooftahs. Rule six - there is no rule six! Rule seven - no pooftahs. That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce.
First Bruce This here's the wattle - the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand.
All Amen!
Fourth Bruce Gentlemen, at six o'clock I want every man-Bruce of you in the Sydney Harbour Bridge room to take a glass of sherry with the flying philosopher, Bruce, and I call upon you, padre, to close the meeting with a prayer.
First Bruce Oh Lord, we beseech thee etc. etc. etc., Amen.
All Amen!
First Bruce Right, let's get some Sheilas.
An Aborigine servant bursts in with an enormous tray full of enormous steaks.
Fourth Bruce OK.
Second Bruce Ah, elevenses.
Third Bruce This should tide us over 'til lunchtime.
Second Bruce Reckon so, Bruce.
Posted by: Zenster || 03/29/2007 21:50 Comments || Top||

#7  Didn't a similar incident happen 3-4 yarns ago, or was it in another country???
Posted by: JosephMendiola || 03/29/2007 23:04 Comments || Top||


Science & Technology
Researchers Figure Out What Makes A Simple Biological Clock Tick
Posted by: 3dc || 03/29/2007 11:14 || Comments || Link || [5 views] Top|| File under:

#1  blue green algae!
LOL gawd no wonder they stalk us.
Posted by: RD || 03/29/2007 14:08 Comments || Top||

#2  That's pretty cool. What did the proteins come up with for Daylight Saving Time?
Posted by: eLarson || 03/29/2007 15:02 Comments || Top||



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  Arab League unanimously approves Saudi peace plan
Wed 2007-03-28
  US starts largest exercise since war
Tue 2007-03-27
  Hicks pleads guilty
Mon 2007-03-26
  Release Sufi Muhammad in 72 hours or Else: TNSM
Sun 2007-03-25
  UNSC approves new sanctions on Iran
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  Iran kidnaps Brit sailors, marines
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Thu 2007-03-22
  110 killed as Waziristan festivities enter third day
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  40 killed in Wazoo clashes
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