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2006-02-02 Afghanistan

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Posted by Dan Darling 2006-02-02 12:44|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Loya KAriz mosque needs to be visited...

Posted by Ptah">Ptah 2006-02-02 12:51|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2006-02-02 12:51|| Front Page Top

#2 They've cut the virgins back to seven?
Things really are tough all over...

Posted by tu3031 2006-02-02 12:54|| 2006-02-02 12:54|| Front Page Top

#3 They've cut the virgins back to seven?

And you probably don't even want to think what they look like. Halfbright anyone?

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-02-02 13:06|| 2006-02-02 13:06|| Front Page Top

#4 Demand for houris has gone up considerably and the value of dead shahids have plummeted. And not to yank the Viagra from their orgy, but the Saudis have bought up all the decent looking virgins.

Posted by ed 2006-02-02 13:12|| 2006-02-02 13:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Thanks for that image, CF, I shall now take a Brillo pad to my occipital lobe ...

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-02-02 13:33|| 2006-02-02 13:33|| Front Page Top

#6 One of the Danish cartoons that are much in the news in the Muslim world today covers this subject. It shows Muhammad standing at the entrance to Heaven addressing a long line of suicide bombers saying, "Wait! Wait! We've run out of virgins."
#3. CF, go to your room.

Posted by GK 2006-02-02 14:01|| 2006-02-02 14:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Muslim "heaven": what a concept!
http://www.flex.com/~jai/satyamevajayate/heaven.html

Posted by CaziFarkus 2006-02-02 15:09|| 2006-02-02 15:09|| Front Page Top

#8 Boots and DCU's be damned! In Hollywood and San Francisco Saifullah, virgins are promised..... VIRGINS!

Posted by Besoeker 2006-02-02 15:09|| 2006-02-02 15:09|| Front Page Top

#9 When I picture a "virgin" I have to get in the Waaay-Back Machine and what I recall is gum-smacking and constant makeup adjustment and "Ewwww!" and "Fer-sure!" and "You won't like tell anyone, will you?" and other equally depressingly scintillating backseat banter and, well, to hell with that noise! I wanna PRO! These clowns are idjits, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-02-02 15:14|| 2006-02-02 15:14|| Front Page Top

#10 National Lampoon dealt with the virgins in paradise issue, in their inimitably tasteless style.

Posted by James">James 2006-02-02 15:18|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2006-02-02 15:18|| Front Page Top

#11 Oh shit, lol. That's um, tasteless alrightee. ;-)

Posted by .com 2006-02-02 15:22|| 2006-02-02 15:22|| Front Page Top

#12 You don't have to make me into a sweater to keep you warm
/Dolly

LOL!

Posted by 6 2006-02-02 16:28|| 2006-02-02 16:28|| Front Page Top

#13 ...Where did they get that pic of my ex?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2006-02-02 20:56|| 2006-02-02 20:56|| Front Page Top

#14 "If you die, you will get seven virgin 'houris' in paradise,"

Even Paleos get 12!

Posted by gromgoru 2006-02-02 21:27|| 2006-02-02 21:27|| Front Page Top

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