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2006-02-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2006-02-24 09:45|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again

Was there a King Missile concert in Pittsburgh recently?

Posted by IG-88 2006-02-24 11:27|| 2006-02-24 11:27|| Front Page Top

#2 Move it along. Nothing to see here but stupid people...

This just in...

McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case

(KDKA) McKeesport Theres a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.
Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the stores microwave.
Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couples alleged plan to pass a drug test.
Oh, wow, man...
According to McKeesports police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.
One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.
Like could you warm up my Whizzinator, man?
When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.
Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.
Ummmmmm...like, it ain't real, man. Can I, like, go now?
The police chief told KDKA the couple will likely face charges.
Were Beavis and Butthead from McKeesport?

Posted by tu3031 2006-02-24 12:38|| 2006-02-24 12:38|| Front Page Top

#3 The Above Poem Must Be Heard

Posted by I. B. DePrimate 2006-02-24 13:59|| 2006-02-24 13:59|| Front Page Top

#4 ...and more good news.

Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.

Posted by tu3031 2006-02-24 15:26|| 2006-02-24 15:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like the microwave got the shaft...

(OUCH - hey somebody had to say it!)

Posted by Hyper">Hyper 2006-02-24 17:43|| 2006-02-24 17:43|| Front Page Top

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